a special gift from Kojiro

[hogwarts-kojiro.livejournal.com]

Today, at noon, every postpubertal person on campus receives a giftwrapped parcel. Inside the parcel is a tube of Fresh Balls ((turn down your speakers)).

Kojiro has not bothered to filter the gift list. Even females and other beings who lack testicles will receive a parcel of Fresh Balls. Only children will not receive one. Instead, children receive a parcel which will contain either a jar of Boudreaux's Butt Paste or a bag of Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans ((mun's choice as to which the child receives)).

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[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

The tube is sent back with a note.

Go to hell, Kojiro.

[hogwarts-kojiro.livejournal.com]

Inevitably, the tube is sent right back to Turlough, with accompanying note reading:

lol

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

This time, no message. Just a tube up in flames.

[republikatt.livejournal.com]

Bucky examined his tube of Fresh Balls. It was only right that he be showered with gifts.

They were now officially Buckyballs. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullerene#Buckyballs)

[g-wormtongue.livejournal.com]

Cue Grima's total confusion. He examined the tube, opened it, and tried smelling it. "Linement?"