The Unpopping of Freakazoid.

[redunderwearman.livejournal.com]

[[I promise to keep the fourth wall awareness to a minimum. And vague enough that the others will just think he's nuts, lol.]]

It was a normal day in the popcorn room, and by normal I mean that there are bunches of popcorn kernels in there.

There was a kernel, though, that was shaking back and forth, slowly at first, but then more, before it finally burst.

A flash of light zapped around the room before stopping and dissipating to reveal a blue man in red tights.

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOGWARTS!"

Yes, everyone's favorite superteen, Freakazoid, has returned to Hogwarts.

Freakazoid looked down at his butter covered self. "So this is what it feels like to be pancakes. I could go for some!"

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Re: It is indeed cool.

[g-wormtongue.livejournal.com]

He swallowed hard, looking down at his stack and produced a small dagger, cutting into it. "Freakazoid of Superhero, I am Grima, councilor by the Hat's appointment." The man seemed too powerfully hungry to talk, but Grima longed to ask questions anyway. "What wizardly skill allows you to move so swiftly?"

Re: It is indeed cool.

[redunderwearman.livejournal.com]

It was a miracle he could be understood through the mouth full of pancake, but he said, "it happened when an overloaded computer chip sucked me into the internet."

[g-wormtongue.livejournal.com]

((this look. still.))

Grima skewered a piece of pancake on his dagger, but paused halfway to his mouth. "Oh? Forgive me if I do not understand the language of the wizarding world."

[redunderwearman.livejournal.com]

Freakazoid laughed. "Oh, those aren't wizarding words, those are nerdy words!" He took a small stack of pancakes, about six high, and opened his mouth wide, stuffing them all in his mouth at once.