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Life had become one crazy moment after another and Adam couldn't keep his head on straight. The angels were supposed to make it so he could see his mom again, so he had went with Zachariah, but now...he regretted that choice.

Doubled over in pain and losing more from his body than he thought he should Adam cursed himself when the two men burst through the door, they saved him, his head swam some and it all went kind of fast. But Dean got Zachariah and in the end, Adam didn't die.

Now all he had to do was make it to the door, Dean and Sam were there, maybe there was some thing to this family business after all.

Or so he thought, but what did he know and how would he ever find out, because the door slammed, and every thing went white and all his ears could do was ring as Adam grabbed them tightly and went to his knees.

State your full name.

Adam blinked and stuck fingers in both of his ears to kill some of the ringing before he rose to his feet "Huh? I thought you guys, you know what, forget it. Adam..Adam Milligan, got that Milligan.."

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Uh, american? It goes good on burgers". Then Adam mumbled to himself "What does cheese have to do with any thing?"

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Adam snorted out a laugh at this question, even the confusion and splitting headache couldn't stop the amusement at that and right now he was pretty sure that he had died and lost his mind, ending up in some warped out heaven that was a crazy talking castle, because these thoughts were perfectly normal "Barney, because any thing that big, purple and cheery has to be evil."

3. What time is it where you are?

"Time for me to get my head examined, as if I wasn't going crazy before this." He sounded resigned when he said this and the young man's shoulders slumped, Adam realized one thing, he was tired. And having stage five stomach cancer to the point of vomiting blood only what felt like moments before didn't help.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

"What is this, the porn palace?" Adam almost colored cause that was just one awkward question and after the last few days of his life, any thing to do with sex was not on his mind. "How about no one and I'll just write a card saying I did."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

"No, thanks"

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

"Are you serious?" Adam actually looked around then, because was this for real "Okay, this is getting strange, but what ever. He should stick the names in a hat and draw one out then just go with it, leave it to fate or what ever" He grumbled under his breath afterward "Cause that works out so great."

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

"Because instead of disposing of it you should actually do it, then there would be less. Or magic elves keep piling it up on you when you go to sleep, you pick." Adam sounded kind of annoyed here, this was getting to be really weird.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

His eyebrow quirked and for a moment Adam just smarted off instead of even giving an answer he wouldn't consider serious "Well to use Dean's way of putting it, I'm an Angel Condom, bet you don't get many of those around here." He smirked, satisfied some at the quip before he just shrugged "I'm not an idiot, I can take care of myself and I am pre-med, or I was...."

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Adam raised a questioning eyebrow "The hat is going to squib me? Votes for what?" A bribe, okay so he had to think up a bribe, maybe if he played along what ever game was being played on him it would be over and he could go home or even go back to being dead, or at least less confused he hoped

"I know how to do a pretty good set of stitches, I'm a half decent shot and I like baseball, I can teach people how to play. I guess I could help if people were sick, wait, who am I helping and why does that matter?"

Adam scratched the back of his head "This is confusing, fine you want a bribe. I'll hand over this whole Angel Condom gig to you, free of charge, you can have it, I mean I hate to lose it, great deal and all, but take it or leave it. That's about all I've got"

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