"You know what would be even more badass? Cooking up your own placenta in an omelet and then garnishing it with the umbilical cord that you cut off with a machete! Yay for gross human birth stories! Anyway where's your umbilicus? Your belly-button. Show me the belly-button!"
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Date: 2010-11-13 02:14 am (UTC)