Happy "Cthulhu Day"! (Open RP)
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hh_mirror((The Shoggies have decided it is 'Cthulhoo Day' because in the HPL story "The Call of Cthulhu, April 25th is the date on which Cthulhu woke up to munch on a few fishermen. None of the food at the party is necessarily hexed, unless you feel like your characters finding something a house-elf got creative with, or any magical products the Shoggies might have brought back from Hogsmeade. Your characters don't have to interact with the Shoggies if they don't want to, of course. =D They're just all over the tower, since there's lots of them.))
((Gets NSFW by the end of the Dethklok sub-thread.))
The Shoggies weren't usually aware of dates, but, they were sensitive to the stars and their varying degrees of rightness. And, today, Shoggy 10 awoke from whatever dreams it was that Shoggies had during whatever it was that passed for Shoggy sleep. "Oh my Great Cthulhoo!" it announced loudly, waking Shoggies 3, 4.6, and 18, who all simultaneously popped out of their drawers and annouced, "It's Cthulhoo Day!" For, the Shoggies had all realized that on this date 85 years ago, sunken R'lyeh had briefly arisen, and Great Cthulhu had eaten a few fishermen. This was a day to celebrate! "We gots to have a party!" insisted Shoggy 3, and the others agreed enthusiastically. They squelched down from their drawers and set out to find the rest of the Hogwarts Shoggies.
It was only a couple hours later that the first of the weird signs started appearing in the halls. Shoggies 3, 4.6, 10, and 18 had suggested to the others that they use construction paper and paint to make their party announcements, since it would be faster than carving them out of stone, and so, they had. The signs were all quite colourful, and had been decorated with paintings of a corpulent, squid-headed creature with small wings, often shown with a handful of tiny little men splattered in red paint, and the words 'yum yum'. The signs all said basically the same thing, and it was evident from the grammar that Toki and Skwisgaar's Shoggies had done most of the lettering. The lettering was quite crude, as, Shoggies were used to complicated hieroglyphs, and not the simplistic shapes of the alphabet.
IT IS CTHULHOO DAY! Comes to our party and celebrates!
The party is ats Andy's McGraw Tower ons the grounds.
Comes when it gets dark! Brings a sacrifice if you wants!
Don't worry, we cans say Fhtagn right!
There wills be chickens and beer and candy and sandwiches ands other foods.
It'll be SOOO COOL!
By early evening, the Shoggies had everything ready for the party, and gathered it all together at the unholy version of McGraw tower which had graced the campus since they'd transported it from the past for Andy's Christmas present. The chimes of the mostly-manifest tower were playing an eerie, unnatural music. House-elves had helped the Shoggies with the food, and so there was beer (ridiculous quantities of it, as, the Shoggies had learned about beer from Nathan Explosion), and there was chicken, and there were sandwiches as promised- eyeball sandwiches were the Shoggies' current favorite, so most were these. A close examination would reveal that the eyesalls were some sort of wizarding candy. There was also a huge heap of other wizarding candies, as Shoggy 10 had had talked its "Master Toki-Dad" into giving them the galleons to send a delegation of Shoggies to Hogsmeade. Some of the less civilized Hogwarts Shoggies had brought their contributions to the party as well, which included a dead acromantula brought by those who usually stayed with Smaug. It was arranged as a sort of centerpiece for everything else, lying on its back with its legs in the air. They'd painted a large mural one one wall, of the same squid-headed creature eating little men from a boat.
Once the Shoggies had everything arranged, some of them waited expectantly for partygoers. Some of them had already been distracted by the piles of food, and yet others had wandered off into the rather Escher-esque staircases of the tower.
((Gets NSFW by the end of the Dethklok sub-thread.))
The Shoggies weren't usually aware of dates, but, they were sensitive to the stars and their varying degrees of rightness. And, today, Shoggy 10 awoke from whatever dreams it was that Shoggies had during whatever it was that passed for Shoggy sleep. "Oh my Great Cthulhoo!" it announced loudly, waking Shoggies 3, 4.6, and 18, who all simultaneously popped out of their drawers and annouced, "It's Cthulhoo Day!" For, the Shoggies had all realized that on this date 85 years ago, sunken R'lyeh had briefly arisen, and Great Cthulhu had eaten a few fishermen. This was a day to celebrate! "We gots to have a party!" insisted Shoggy 3, and the others agreed enthusiastically. They squelched down from their drawers and set out to find the rest of the Hogwarts Shoggies.
It was only a couple hours later that the first of the weird signs started appearing in the halls. Shoggies 3, 4.6, 10, and 18 had suggested to the others that they use construction paper and paint to make their party announcements, since it would be faster than carving them out of stone, and so, they had. The signs were all quite colourful, and had been decorated with paintings of a corpulent, squid-headed creature with small wings, often shown with a handful of tiny little men splattered in red paint, and the words 'yum yum'. The signs all said basically the same thing, and it was evident from the grammar that Toki and Skwisgaar's Shoggies had done most of the lettering. The lettering was quite crude, as, Shoggies were used to complicated hieroglyphs, and not the simplistic shapes of the alphabet.
IT IS CTHULHOO DAY! Comes to our party and celebrates!
The party is ats Andy's McGraw Tower ons the grounds.
Comes when it gets dark! Brings a sacrifice if you wants!
Don't worry, we cans say Fhtagn right!
There wills be chickens and beer and candy and sandwiches ands other foods.
It'll be SOOO COOL!
By early evening, the Shoggies had everything ready for the party, and gathered it all together at the unholy version of McGraw tower which had graced the campus since they'd transported it from the past for Andy's Christmas present. The chimes of the mostly-manifest tower were playing an eerie, unnatural music. House-elves had helped the Shoggies with the food, and so there was beer (ridiculous quantities of it, as, the Shoggies had learned about beer from Nathan Explosion), and there was chicken, and there were sandwiches as promised- eyeball sandwiches were the Shoggies' current favorite, so most were these. A close examination would reveal that the eyesalls were some sort of wizarding candy. There was also a huge heap of other wizarding candies, as Shoggy 10 had had talked its "Master Toki-Dad" into giving them the galleons to send a delegation of Shoggies to Hogsmeade. Some of the less civilized Hogwarts Shoggies had brought their contributions to the party as well, which included a dead acromantula brought by those who usually stayed with Smaug. It was arranged as a sort of centerpiece for everything else, lying on its back with its legs in the air. They'd painted a large mural one one wall, of the same squid-headed creature eating little men from a boat.
Once the Shoggies had everything arranged, some of them waited expectantly for partygoers. Some of them had already been distracted by the piles of food, and yet others had wandered off into the rather Escher-esque staircases of the tower.
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Date: 2010-04-17 01:47 am (UTC)Skwisgaar was surprised to see all of them coming into the lake now, and rather than being annoyed by potentially having an audience for whatever he might do with Toki, he was actually secretly pleased. It made him feel less alone in his new body, which, in an odd way, reminded him of the whole trip to Sweden clusterfuck. He'd felt alone then, too.
Staying underwater, he effortlessly swam between them, circling a few times just to show off his speed. The main sail-like dorsal fin on his back was fully raised, making him appear much bigger than he actually was, and noticeably increased his manoeuvrability. When Pickles announced that Nathan wanted to watch them fuck, he circled back near them and attempted to lobtail to splash them all, but his caudal fin was similar to that of a tiger shark, and so wasn't really designed for it. He swam up and thrashed through the surface water instead, which was more effective at causing a lot of splashing.
"At least yous broughts me a beer," he said as he nimbly took one from Nathan before swimming back to where Toki was, whom he then took by the hand and pulled out into deeper water. Despite their length, his claws actually made it easier to open cans now, and he handed it off to Toki after drinking about half, then disappeared beneath the water. Being in the lake afforded him much more freedom of movement, and he took advantage of this by slowly circling Toki and rubbing against him in a head-to-tail direction, remembering Toki had said that his skin was only scratchy in the other direction. He did have an urge to bite Toki, in a way that had nothing to do with being hungry, but it was easily ignored.
A mountain lake obviously wasn't the best place for Toki to have sex in, but Skwisgaar's own anatomy didn't seem to mind the temperature. The vertical slit was normally almost invisible on his underside, but in his current state it was made conspicuous by his cock hanging out of it. It was thicker than a human's at the base, and gradually tapered down to a head that was at least somewhat familiar looking, though the entire organ was several inches longer than what Skwisgaar was accustomed to dealing with, and didn't look to be wholly compatible with human anatomy -- proportioned for creatures larger or perhaps longer than humans. It was a lighter mottled blue-grey than the rest of him, the texture of the flesh very silken and smooth, even more so than his human cock had been with its foreskin to protect it from the effects of keratinisation. His testes were now internal, so weren't visible, and the claspers that normally lay flat against his abdomen were bent forward slightly at the moment.
His new cock was also, he discovered, a little prehensile; he watched with amusement as it curved around Toki's leg seemingly of its own accord. He swam up to the surface, enjoying how Toki's skin felt against his cock as it slid up Toki's leg. "I thinks it likes you," he said as he experimentally flexed muscles he was still getting acquainted with, causing his bizarre cock to release Toki and withdraw back into his body slightly.
This was going to take some getting used to.
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Date: 2010-04-18 12:25 am (UTC)Toki was one of those sorts who wouldn't have figured out Nathan and Ofdensen's relationship on his own, even if they'd been blatantly making out in front of them. He'd have guessed that they were doing it as a joke, or, were just very, very drunk. Had Nathan haired a fake girlfriend, he probably would have believed her his real one, and was likely to remain as oblivious as the Shoggies until bluntly told.
He was tossing the few remaining articles of his clothing (aside from his socks) onto the mud near the campfire when he saw Pickles attempting to haul Nathan and Ofdensen into the water. Which effectively ended any mild concerns about the potential temperature of the water, for Toki would never let it be said that a Scandinavian wussed out about temperature before an American. It was also this thought that caused him to realize that their worries, which prompted his own, were almost certainly exaggerated. And of course, since everyone was going into the lake, the Shoggies followed suit, and were soon floating around the lake and looking for more mer-people bits to eat.
Toki laughed as Skwisgaar tried to splash Nathan and the rest- he was pretty sure that Pickles was lying about Nathan actually wanting to watch them fuck. And thankfully, it was dark, and the lake was dark, so it would have actually taken some effort for them to get anything approaching a decent show. Toki gladly swam out into the deeper water with Skwisgaar, quite unsure why anyone thought him too drunk to swim. He wasn't too drunk to walk, and, swimming was merely another mode of perambulation.
At least, the mun thinks Toki would be a pretty good swimmer, being in awesome shape and all.He finished off most of the half-beer as Skwisgaar dived under, while he remained treading water in one place- luckily, he'd been prepared for a large, fish-like body to rub against him, and so wasn't startled when he felt Skwisgaar circling him.He was, however, quite startled by the feel of something snaking around his leg- it didn't feel like any part of Skwisgaar he was familiar with, and, not like any he'd seen, either. He looked down through the dark water, trying to see exactly what he was doing, as Skwisgaar surfaced- from his positioning then, it was quite easy for him to deduce exactly what bit of Skwisgaar had now become curiously long and prehensile. "Wow-wee, does all sharks have cocks likes that? It really is likes the tentacle now," he remarked. The Shoggies were otherwise occupied, for had they overheard, they might have come to examine Skwisgaar's improved tentacle more closely. He finished off the remainder of the beer, tossing aside the beer can aside to free up his hand, which he held onto Skwisgaar with as he slid his other hand down his stomach and a bit lower, seeking a more interactive exploration of Skwisgaar's fascinating new anatomy. It never entered into Toki's head that there might be something a little 'wrong' with this- he wasn't thinking of them as 'fish' parts, but rather as Skwisgaar's. "I bet there's lots of fun stuffs to do withs that," Toki told him as his hand found his strange new cock. He wrapped his fingers about it, sliding them down slowly to meet the thick base, and then he let his fingers wander over his claspers. "Does you have three ofs them now?" As for his own parts, they were a bit slow to respond, merely due to the temperature- he had no desire to leave the lake yet, but, did look forward to the benefit of a somewhat warmer, and thus more anatomically friendly Skwisquarium.
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Date: 2010-04-18 02:38 am (UTC)Nathan couldn't react in time to even try to make a grab for his stolen beer before Skwisgaar was out of reach—between the coldness of the lake slowing him down and Skwisgaar's speed, he didn't stand a chance. Eh, it was just beer. He'd get more later. When Ofdensen hugged him from behind he turned around to return the embrace, noticed Ofdensen had also remained dressed, but didn't comment on it.
Despite claiming it was gay to watch, Pickles was the one watching Toki and Skwisgaar swim out to deeper waters. He couldn't hear what they were saying, but it wasn't difficult to guess at what they were doing when Toki reached one hand into the water between his body and Skwisgaar's. It was too dark to make out much else, but it didn't prevent Pickles from crowing at the top of his lungs, "Oooh they're gettin' it ahn!"
Yeah, definitely time to go, Nathan thought. He simply abandoned the rest of his beer cans and lifted Ofdensen up, an arm behind his knees and the other supporting his shoulders, then waded back to the shore. Since they were both still dressed, he didn't bother setting Ofdensen down and just headed back toward the school, one of the house-elves with a lantern having to run to keep pace with his strides.
"Where ya gooooin'?" Pickles called after them, and ambled out of the lake to follow. The second house-elf with a lantern stayed on the shore, however, presumably waiting for Toki and Skwisgaar.
"Dethtub," Nathan yelled back. Realising Ofdensen was missing one article of clothing, and knowing Pickles would probably forget to get dressed himself, he told Pickles, "Get your clothes. And Charles's jacket."
The only difference between the two suit jackets Pickles could see was that one was mostly wet and the other wasn't, so he made his best guess and grabbed the dry one, his own clothes, and a few extra junk food kebabs for the road. Turning back to the lake, he shouted, "Doods! When yer done makin' shark babies come to the Dethtub!" It obviously didn't occur to him that Skwisgaar couldn't walk there and Toki couldn't carry him. Hey, the Shoggies could probably help. With another whoop Pickles took off after Nathan and Ofdensen, just going naked.
((Jasper won't show up until they're back on shore or one of you poke me, whichever happens first.))
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Date: 2010-04-18 02:53 am (UTC)"If you need help getting Skiwsgaar to the Dethtub, owl me or get the Shoggies to help!" He yelled over Nathan's shoulder to the Scandinavians.
And then he facepalmed. "Pickles, cover your lower half at least!"
[[Soooooo....are we out? Nate/Ofdensen/Pickles I mean?]]
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Date: 2010-04-18 05:25 am (UTC)