((Jumping in briefly rather than sending my reply to Skwis-mun this time. Nathan and Pickles will eventually make themselves scarce, don't worry. I don't want to take over your thread, just provide goofy commentary.
As much as I hate socking, it's been really fun playing these two together.))
Nathan obligingly stepped out of the way and followed them, going into even greater detail about all his plans for Skwisgaar since the Shoggies were being so perfectly encouraging. Between Skwisgaar's tail slap and Toki's hand slap he finally got the message, and at least stopped trying to grab at Skwisgaar.
Smaug stayed where he was, still just watching them, but Pickles did indeed wander over to join them on their trip to the lake, greeting them with an enthusiastic, "Dood! Yer a fish!" He was slightly more helpful than Nathan—taking one of Skwisgaar's weird webby claw hands to help tug him along, and complaining every time the Swede's rough skin scraped his, but not letting go. "Don't worry, I'll getcha sem worms," he promised with drunken earnestness.
"But dood, fish love worms! It's why ya go fishin' with 'em—"
"YOUR 'WORM'," Nathan all but bellowed, as though saying it louder would help the drummer better understand his juvenile humour. There was a moment of silence, and then Pickles and Nathan both started laughing.
"Aww yeeeeeah, Skwisfish only want them fancy imported Norwegian worms," Pickles replied, smirking as he glanced at Toki. "Ya know, I hear sharks have two dicks. With like, these spiky spur things on the ends... Yep. Saw that on Animal Planet."
Nathan's response was entirely predictable. "That's seriously brutal. Two dicks. Two dicks. Who needs two dicks?" His and Pickles' thoughts were written all over their faces when they looked at Toki and Skwisgaar. Did Toki's future hold some sharky DP action? They'd had long enough to get used to the idea of Dethklok's two guitarists not only boning each other, but also being in love with each other that, anymore, it seemed pointless to tease them about how gay it all was. Nathan had no room to talk, anyway. So instead they tended to focus on the fact Toki and Skwisgaar were having sex, period.
"And like, the lady sharks have thicker skin than the dood sharks," Pickles continued. "Because the dood sharks bite 'em all over and headbutt 'em when they have sex. Crazy stuff."
"It's like The Little Mermaid and Jaws had a baby," Nathan commented as he looked at Skwisgaar, momentarily distracted from contemplating shark sex.
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Date: 2010-04-08 10:04 pm (UTC)As much as I hate socking, it's been really fun playing these two together.))
Nathan obligingly stepped out of the way and followed them, going into even greater detail about all his plans for Skwisgaar since the Shoggies were being so perfectly encouraging. Between Skwisgaar's tail slap and Toki's hand slap he finally got the message, and at least stopped trying to grab at Skwisgaar.
Smaug stayed where he was, still just watching them, but Pickles did indeed wander over to join them on their trip to the lake, greeting them with an enthusiastic, "Dood! Yer a fish!" He was slightly more helpful than Nathan—taking one of Skwisgaar's weird webby claw hands to help tug him along, and complaining every time the Swede's rough skin scraped his, but not letting go. "Don't worry, I'll getcha sem worms," he promised with drunken earnestness.
Nathan suddenly snickered. "Heh. Don't think it's your worm he'll want, Pickles."
"What d'ya mean?" Pickles asked.
"You know. Your worm. He won't want it."
"But dood, fish love worms! It's why ya go fishin' with 'em—"
"YOUR 'WORM'," Nathan all but bellowed, as though saying it louder would help the drummer better understand his juvenile humour. There was a moment of silence, and then Pickles and Nathan both started laughing.
"Aww yeeeeeah, Skwisfish only want them fancy imported Norwegian worms," Pickles replied, smirking as he glanced at Toki. "Ya know, I hear sharks have two dicks. With like, these spiky spur things on the ends... Yep. Saw that on Animal Planet."
Nathan's response was entirely predictable. "That's seriously brutal. Two dicks. Two dicks. Who needs two dicks?" His and Pickles' thoughts were written all over their faces when they looked at Toki and Skwisgaar. Did Toki's future hold some sharky DP action? They'd had long enough to get used to the idea of Dethklok's two guitarists not only boning each other, but also being in love with each other that, anymore, it seemed pointless to tease them about how gay it all was. Nathan had no room to talk, anyway. So instead they tended to focus on the fact Toki and Skwisgaar were having sex, period.
"And like, the lady sharks have thicker skin than the dood sharks," Pickles continued. "Because the dood sharks bite 'em all over and headbutt 'em when they have sex. Crazy stuff."
"It's like The Little Mermaid and Jaws had a baby," Nathan commented as he looked at Skwisgaar, momentarily distracted from contemplating shark sex.