Sweets Revenge (Owl to Kuronue)

[mello-n-choco.livejournal.com]

That...idiot bat! Time for a little payback and payment for almost screwing up my experiment.

So, in a golden box, I assemble two dozen unlabeled, identical chocolates. Two are the 16 hour aphrodisiacs, two are the 16 hour gender change ones, one is the incubus one, which took me several hours to figure out. The rest, though, are rather more entertaining. Ten of them are anti-aphrodisiacs that will last four hours and will kill desire even in the face of the most stalwart tempting, two are hexed to make the eater ill if any other chocolates are eaten and to cancel out the effects of any other chocolate eaten within four hours. The remaining seven are just plain chocolates. I enclose a note in the box to that effect and send it with a house elf to Kuronue.

I'm quite sure he'll enjoy it.

ETA: Going into NSFW areas. Additionally, this mun actually has a list numbered 1-24 of which are what. Kuronue-mun is picking numbers off that list to see which chocolate comes up. Her first guess was very lucky. ;)

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[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

An owl returns, delivered by a chirruping bat that hangs around for a bit after delivery.

The note is written in horrible handwriting, only just legible.

You little shit.

You didn't label them or anything! What's up your ass?

[mello-n-choco.livejournal.com]

It figures. He would have a bat.

More who's ass you were up. I told you not to screw up my research.

Also, the effects are not additive, they multiply. If you get two of the anti-aphrodisiacs, they'll work for 16 hours, not 8, unless the first one has worn off first.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

How the hell did it fuck up your research? He didn't even notice the sign! he should have been disqualified anyway.

You're an ass. I should feed them to you while you sleep.

Hastily scrawled bellow that was: Did you enjoy the show?

[mello-n-choco.livejournal.com]

I know the countercharm. No, you won't get it. It's not written down anywhere and I slept yesterday, so I won't be sleeping for a while.

No, I didn't enjoy the show. You're an arrogant ass.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

So are you, you little shit.

I'm so going to get you back.

[mello-n-choco.livejournal.com]

You can try, but giving warning of your intentions lowers the probability of them succeeding.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

We shall see.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

Disgruntled, Kuronue went to see Yukimura, taking the box and the letter that had come with it along.

He wasn't amused. He entertained himself on the trip by thinking of ways to pay Mello back. This could turn out either extremely unfun or the best thing ever. He assumed it wouldn't be all that great, which was annoying because he'd thought it would have been awesome up until Mello fucked him over.

That and he wasn't sure Yukimura would be all that into playing Russian roulette with hexed chocolates.

He stopped by Yukimura's room first, and upon finding he wasn't there, began to search the school and then the grounds, scowling a little the whole time.

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura was out on the fringes of the Forbidden Forest. He was aware, through their connection, that Kuronue was unhappy about something. He paused, stilling in the shadows, watching his lover for a clue as to his temper. He stepped out of the shadows when Kuronue moved closer. "You're looking for someone?" he called out to Kuronue, pushing his hair back from his forehead.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

Oh. There he was, Kuronue would have been far too irritated to make a second sweep and probably would have gone and harassed Mello in person, which probably wouldn't have turned out all that great.

He stomped over to Yukimura and gave a frustrated sigh before leaning against him and shoving his face in Yukimura's neck, breathing in his lover's calm as much as he could. "You," he mumbled.

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura wrapped an arm around Kuronue's waist. "What's wrong?" he asked, his fingers massaging Kuronue's lower back gently. "Usually, you're more relaxed and excited when you're seeking me out," he teased.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

"I would be if Mello hadn't fucked me over," he complained, nuzzling into Yukimura's neck a little and wrapping his arms around him. The box was still in his left hand.

"You're aware of the chocolates that appeared in the Great Hall a few days ago?" he asked, raising his head only slightly to speak a little more clearly.

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Having known Mello for a while, Yukimura was sure there was some reason being the actions that Kuronue called 'fucking over,' but he wasn't going to argue anything now. "I had heard of them," he allowed. "It seems a good idea to avoid them, most times," he laughed.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

Kuronue grumbled and stood up properly, unwrapping his arms from around Yukimura and holding up the box, offering it to Yukimura. He pulled the letter that had come along with it describing the chocolates and handed it over to Yukimura as well.

He explained, "So, I helped him set those chocolates up on the demand that I get payment for it. Some of my own chocolates, and particularly awesome one. Only I fucked someone in the Great Hall and he didn't like it so he put some bad chocolates in here and didn't labels what's what."

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura read over the letter, pondering the implications of the 'good' ones. "Aphrodisiacs that will last sixteen hours? Gender switch? What is this 'incubus' one, though?" he asked. He could see how the majority of the chocolates in the box would be rather irksome for someone who was constantly horny. He looked up at Kuronue and tilted his head. "Did you know that Mello is not, by his nature, monogamous, but that his lover is and he values his lover greatly?" he asked, tilting his head a little. He had gathered this from random comments from both Kurama and Mello, neither fully aware that he'd drawn these conclusions.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

"An incubus is a demon that feeds on orgasms. I asked for one that has basically all o their features. Thrall, insta-hardon saliva, a tail..." he waved his hand, dismissing it, confused over why Yukimura would suddenly bring up Mello's sex life.

"I didn't and I don't really know why you're brining it up..." he said warily. He shifted, suddenly feeling slightly uncomfortable.

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Kuronue did, indeed, have a one track mind. Yukimura chuckled at his description.

He brought a hand up to Kuronue's cheek. "Even if Mello wants someone else, he cannot have anyone else as he has given his word not to. And, he values his word, or you would not have received what you asked for, even if it is hidden." He knew they weren't being watched, so he leaned forward and kissed Kuronue gently. "Don't tease him so much. I wouldn't want to see what he would do, had he made no promises," he laughed.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

Well, Kuronue was glad he wasn't Mello. Though it would be hard to stop teasing the brat, and he was still going to get some form of payback for it, even if it would only start a ball rolling of an endless cycle of paybacks and revenge. He'd make it somewhat harmless, a least.

For Yukimura. Yeah.

"But I like teasing him," he complained weakly. "It's the only way I can deal with his shit personality."

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura took Kuronue's 'I like teasing him' and 'the only way I can deal with his shit' to mean 'I can't fuck him, so I'll keep trying.' He sighed. "Well, then," he chuckled, letting the subject drop.

"Why were you seeking me out, then?" he asked, tilting his chin a little, teasing.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

He grinned a little weakly, somehow feeling slightly guilty. "Want to try some?" he asked, holding up the box.

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura laughed. "An aphrodisiac? Incubus? Gender changing? You asked for these to use with me?" He understood the last, as Kuronue had expressed a desire to turn him into a woman, but the other two? "Do you not find me lusty enough?" he asked, pretending to be offended.

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

He gave an exasperated sigh and looked at Yukimura with pleading eyes. "You're fine as you are love, I just thought it would be interesting."

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura leaned forward again and kissed Kuronue, a little more firmly. "You are a charming fool," he teased. "Then, how do you propose we experiment? It does seem as though it will take some time to get through all these."

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

He kissed Yukimura back, making a pleased sound as he did. He gave a little shrug when they parted. "I thought you could take one and I could take one, and we'd go from there. Even if it's the anti-aphrodisiac at least we could drink some sake or something, then try the others once they've worn off."

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura tilted his head a little. "That is quite a lot of sake," he laughed. "And you tease me for such suggestions!" He wrapped an arm around Kuronue's waist. "Though, I do confess, there is some interest in how you would react to your wings being stroked under one of those," he said, looking out of the corner of his eye as they walked back to the castle.