CV for Charles Ofdensen
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hh_mirrorHe had heard through the grapevine that another position had opened: the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher had popped.
Her loss was his gain.
Board of Governors and Sorting Hat:
I have heard that you no longer have a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor. I am interested in that position and submit my resume for your consideration.
Education:
******* High School (mun hasn't decided yet where)
Harvard University
Relevant Experience:
-One of the masterminds behind Mordhaus's security and defense system
-Coordinator of offensive attacks on Dethklok's behalf.
-Manager, accountant, lawyer for Dethklok
References:
-Nathan Explosion, singer, Dethklok
-Pickles the Drummer, drummer, Dethklok
-Skwisgaar Skwigelf, lead guitarist, Dethklok
-Toki Wartooth, rhythm guitarst, Dethklok
-William Murderface, bassist, Dethklok
-********, Head Klokateer, Mordhaus
-********, Chief Security Officer, Mordhaus
-Richard Knubbler, producer, Mordhaus
-***************
-**********
(Yes, those last two were deliberately censored. The mun is hedging her bets on future canon plot points)
Her loss was his gain.
Board of Governors and Sorting Hat:
I have heard that you no longer have a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor. I am interested in that position and submit my resume for your consideration.
Education:
******* High School (mun hasn't decided yet where)
Harvard University
Relevant Experience:
-One of the masterminds behind Mordhaus's security and defense system
-Coordinator of offensive attacks on Dethklok's behalf.
-Manager, accountant, lawyer for Dethklok
References:
-Nathan Explosion, singer, Dethklok
-Pickles the Drummer, drummer, Dethklok
-Skwisgaar Skwigelf, lead guitarist, Dethklok
-Toki Wartooth, rhythm guitarst, Dethklok
-William Murderface, bassist, Dethklok
-********, Head Klokateer, Mordhaus
-********, Chief Security Officer, Mordhaus
-Richard Knubbler, producer, Mordhaus
-***************
-**********
(Yes, those last two were deliberately censored. The mun is hedging her bets on future canon plot points)
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Date: 2010-01-07 04:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-07 04:07 am (UTC)Your experience with Dethklok, in addition to being both brutal and metal, makes you an excellent candidate for this position.
Therefore, Charles Foster ofdensen, the Board of Governors of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry hereby appoints you Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, for the standard term of one year, to be continued upon application and approval. Your pay is set at the standard rate of *G*5,000 per annum, with room, board and sufficient robes and linens, and a house elf designated to attend to your needs. You may continue to live in Hufflepuff House, if you wish. However, you may wish to make use of separate, more private chambers, including an office adjacent to the DADA classroom on the first floor.
The Board of Governors wishes you the best success in your teaching endeavors.