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To Amaranth, Steff, and Mio, he sends gold heart anklets with a small card to wish them a happy holiday, signed simply with his name. Needless to say, nowhere does he indicate that he's given other people the exact same gift.
To Cathy Dollanganger Marquet Sheffield, he sends a small crystal box which proves to contain a few ounces of candied rose petals. Never mind that the only use for candied rose petals (that he can think of) would be for decorating a cake.
To Oly Binewski, he sends a labeled packet of mineral supplements for her pet eyeball.
To Snape and to Igor, he sends bottles of absinthe.
To Turlough and Primavera, he sends bags of coal.
To Yukimura he sends a bottle of sake, which he very much hopes will not be construed as an invitation.
To Michael Scott he sends a large fruit basket as well as a jar of Boudreax's Butt Paste and a special cushion. These gifts are meant kindly.
To Hagrid, he sends a book called Getting to Know Your Chinchilla.
To the Shoggies, he sends a 12-bird roast.
And to Mystina, he sends a roomful of poinsettias, white and red. Under all the poinsettias is another present: The Elements of Scoring. That's right.
To Cathy Dollanganger Marquet Sheffield, he sends a small crystal box which proves to contain a few ounces of candied rose petals. Never mind that the only use for candied rose petals (that he can think of) would be for decorating a cake.
To Oly Binewski, he sends a labeled packet of mineral supplements for her pet eyeball.
To Snape and to Igor, he sends bottles of absinthe.
To Turlough and Primavera, he sends bags of coal.
To Yukimura he sends a bottle of sake, which he very much hopes will not be construed as an invitation.
To Michael Scott he sends a large fruit basket as well as a jar of Boudreax's Butt Paste and a special cushion. These gifts are meant kindly.
To Hagrid, he sends a book called Getting to Know Your Chinchilla.
To the Shoggies, he sends a 12-bird roast.
And to Mystina, he sends a roomful of poinsettias, white and red. Under all the poinsettias is another present: The Elements of Scoring. That's right.
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Date: 2009-12-27 03:37 am (UTC)"Thanks for the jewelry. I thought I'd get you something we can both use, though I guess in this case this is more a present for me than it is for you.
xxx
Steff."
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Date: 2009-12-27 03:49 am (UTC)He wrote:
Really, you shouldn't have.
- Lezard Valeth
But accidentally, the house elf took along another jar of butt paste with this note. The house elf hadn't understood that only Turlough and Michael were supposed to be getting butt paste.
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Date: 2009-12-27 03:53 am (UTC)She sent a note back that read:
"Are you going to help me apply this?"
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Date: 2009-12-27 03:57 am (UTC)Admit himself at a loss? Never! He totally pretended he knew what she was talking about. He really hoped she didn't mean the candy-cane thing she'd sent him, and framed his extremely vague answer accordingly:
How should I undertake such an application?
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Date: 2009-12-27 04:01 am (UTC)Well, if you really can't figure it out, come to my room. Bring your new toy.
xxx
Steff
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Date: 2009-12-27 04:20 am (UTC)He wrote to Steff:
Perhaps later. Happy Yule!
And then he hid.
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Date: 2009-12-27 03:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-27 03:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-01 12:22 am (UTC)"Thank you very much, I'm sure I'll find a use for it.
Do you know what Thujone does to the brain?Perhaps you have a use for this?"Along with the message is a bottle of embalming fluid.