Application: Discord, the Xenaverse

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Where was this? It looked vaguely like The Halls of War, with the stone walls and flaming torches, but the feel was entirely wrong. The energies were completely unfamiliar, in fact, and Discord didn't like that one bit. She was supposed to cause confusion, not suffer from it! She wasn't sure how she'd gotten here (she didn't remember being invited to any decadent Olympian revels, and if it had been good enough to forget, she'd have at least a headache) but there was no reason to stick around. Time to teleport elsewhere.

...and it didn't work.

With a shriek of displeasure, she stalked around the room, taking in her surroundings. For some reason she'd neglected the desk with the scroll on it earlier. Scroll, pen, definitely some sort of enchantment... well, there was nothing else to do.




State your full name.
"Discord. Goddess of Chaos. Perhaps you've heard of me?"

Yep, it was that sort of scroll. The quill reproduced her words faithfully. More proof that wherever she was, she wasn't in the grip of ordinary mortals. As if they could hold her.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Someone else's. Preferably snatched from another god's offerings. No, she wasn't going to set that on paper.

"Xynomyzithra. You know, the stuff they make in Crete? Why, you looking to build me a shrine?"

A shrine to her. Now, that would be a splendid thing. Gotta act goddessly...

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Oh, really." She lifted one hand, buffed it against the bodice of her leather corset, and held out her fingers. "Kill someone directly? I might break a nail."

3. What time is it where you are?
"If you're the one who trapped me here," she snarled, "It's too late." Hurriedly, she remembered the image she was trying to project and gave a little laugh, trying to pass it off as a joke.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Interesting question. "I like that name, 'Sirius Black'. Sounds a little dangerous. Does he live up to it?"

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
That was odd. And bartending... so not her thing. Still, if it was in interest of gaining worshippers...

"Styx. It doesn't get much darker than that."

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
'Mythology'. Not a concept Discord cared for. Mortals gossiping about their betters. Pathetic, really.

"It's simple. Have them fight it out, and find someone more interesting while they're distracted."

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Do I look like a scribe?" Discord sniffed, then shrugged. "Maybe you're under a curse. Defile any sacred groves lately?"

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"Useless?" She spun, showing off her trim figure clad in her customary strappy corset and leather miniskirt that so many mortals seemed to copy. And in case being a fashion plate wasn't enough (that was more Aphrodite's gig, anyway), she raised a hand and sent a blue-white bolt of energy to incinerate one of the threadbare tapestries that lined the wall. She couldn't resist a satisfyingly wicked chuckle at that.


6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
That restriction was an annoyance. Where was the fun in being a deity (even a minor one) without the threat of godly wrath?

"Got any enemies?" She shrugged. "I'm good at sowing dissent among enemies."




I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Discord__________
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. yeah, right __Discord_________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___Discord________.
One day, marmalade Chaos will rule the world. __Discord___________