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In the course of her conversation with Amaranth outside of Sparklypoo a couple of weeks earlier, Miss Swan had told Amaranth she was going to send an owl to the alien man who looked like a man with tentacles, otherwise known as Admiral Zex. And indeed, she had attempted to do so, but no owl in the Owlery had agreed to carry a parchment addressed to "Alien man who look like a man with tentacles," and Miss Swan had not known his name. The thing was, addresses were not necessary for owls. They knew just how to find someone, even if the sender had no clue where the recipient was. However, identification of the recipient was imperative. And so, no matter how many small bags of oddly smelling dried green leaves Miss Swan had offered up, no owl had agreed to take on the job. (Truth be told, even if Miss Swan had known his name was Admiral Zex, she still would have addressed the parchment in the same way.)

What was a woman desperate to make sure she had not chased away her robotic alien lovah Ah-Derek with overly groomed pubes to do? Go to the compy lab, of course!

Under the screen name of gorgeous_pretty_beauty, she posted the following:

TO ALIEN MAN WHO LOOK LIKE A MAN WITH TENTACLES:
Please tell your opinion on hair or no hair in bikini area. What best design? Maybe bald, maybe soul patch, maybe big bush? Please tell everyting!

((Your character need not be an alien, look like a man, or have tentacles to respond, of course!))