"One girl's drama can turn entire worlds upside-down," Kurama agreed. "All right, so. You're the pilot of a sex-driven war machine - which is a special irony all its own, 14 years old and an avid porn collector. I'd say you belong in Gryffindor." He sighed and rubbed his forehead.
"Yeah, that would probably be the best place for you. Incidentally, I'm the Herbology teacher here, so if you don't meet any of the other faculty, you can come to me if you need to. Until then, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to go smoke myself into a stupor."
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Date: 2009-09-10 12:18 am (UTC)"One girl's drama can turn entire worlds upside-down," Kurama agreed. "All right, so. You're the pilot of a sex-driven war machine - which is a special irony all its own, 14 years old and an avid porn collector. I'd say you belong in Gryffindor." He sighed and rubbed his forehead.
"Yeah, that would probably be the best place for you. Incidentally, I'm the Herbology teacher here, so if you don't meet any of the other faculty, you can come to me if you need to. Until then, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to go smoke myself into a stupor."