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Kameo just didn't get it.

She'd heard all sorts of things about the "joke" house, mostly about it being terrible and very, very pink. Being a princess, although one with a masculine attitude, she didn't see how the latter detracted from the house's environment. And it had fondue! In summary, the reports conflicted. Thus, another result of being a princess: Not knowing what went on didn't sit well with the elf.

And thus, she left Hufflepuff's common room and searched out Sparklypoo. It wasn't that hard, as the organization of the place eventually made itself clear. Eight houses, eight corners? Something like that, anyway. Now standing in front of the Sparklypoo common room door--whether it be a painting, or otherwise--the elf realizd she couldn't get in.

So she stood outside, waiting for a passerby to enlighten her. A Sparklypoo member, preferably--from someone actually inside the house, a better picture could form.

Date: 2009-08-30 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
And along came a swan. Or, rather, along came Miss Swan, graceful as a wildebeest, on her way from the greenhouses, where she may or may not have been attempting to grow her own stash of catnip (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/928209.html?thread=45821137#t45821137). She came up behind Kameo and just stood there, way too close.

Date: 2009-08-31 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
Miss Swan stood there motionless, staring at Kameo for a good ten seconds before replying in a very brusque and direct manner, "Yuhhhh, hello to you, lady." She then fell silent, but after a moment, added, "Yuhhhh, OK, OK, I tell you: Swan want someting."

And then more silence. And more staring.

Date: 2009-08-31 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
Miss Swan's eyebrows furrowed as though she was annoyed, and she nodded dismissively a few times in Kameo's direction. "Yuhhhh, OK, everyTING," she replied squarely. Duh!

Date: 2009-08-31 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
At the mention of the house name, Swan bobbled her head vehemently. "Yuhhhh, Sparklypoopoo," she stated assertively. "Swan know everyTING!"

Poor Kameo. It wasn't just pink that made the house hell. It was its inhabitants.

Date: 2009-08-31 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
Miss Swan tipped her head to one side and frowned. "You the one not making any sense, lady! Of course it not bad place to live! It Swan house, with Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon 2!"

Date: 2009-09-02 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
"Yuhhh, we doing nails and hair and waxing and tanning and sexy massage. Special 30% discount for people living in Sparklypoopoo House!" Miss Swan looked Kameo up and down. "Swan thinking you needing haircut and moustache waxing. Give you 40% discount because you housemate." She pursed her lips and then opened them to flash Kameo a rabbity smile. It lasted all of three seconds before her face went back to its neutral, staring espression.

"Anyting else? Yuhhhhh, of course anyting else! Anyting, everyTING!" she added.

Date: 2009-09-02 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
"Yuhhhh, oh-kay, why you no say so?" Miss Swan admonished. "It very pink inside. Pink and -- "

She cut herself off, her eyes suddenly narrowed. "Why Swan not see you before in Sparklypoopoo Common Room? Maybe you new student, or maybe you...SPY! TRICKY DICKY SPY! Swan not telling you anyting else about Sparklypoopoo House! It very blue inside! No sparklies! No Swan! No salon! No Noo-Noo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies#Noo-Noo)! Only empty and blue!"

Date: 2009-09-02 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
"Yuhhhhhh, Huffypoof" -- did Miss Swan know any of the actual house names? -- "the trickiest dickiest one of all! NO DISCOUNT FOR YOU!" Ooooh, burn! "Why you want to know so much about Sparklypoopoo House, hmmmmmmm?"

Date: 2009-09-05 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missprimavera.livejournal.com
Clean, reinforced with a brand-new pair of boots and a fresh application of maquillage, wearing a Hogwarts uniform modified to satisfy the demands of a clinical case of 'hemline neurosis', Miss Primavera went in search of her latest nemesis.

She found a young woman with pointy ears at the Sparklypoo door.

"You haven't seen a nasty big purple monster, have you?" inquired Miss P.

Date: 2009-09-08 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missprimavera.livejournal.com
Primavera scowled. "Yes. He's a boy monster, I know from the smell, even if he hasn't got any bits. He needs to be taught to mind his manners."

She kicked the Sparklypoo door, but she wasn't really putting any effort into it. The door merely shook on its hinges, and held firm.

"I don't want to ruin the nail salon."

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