Application: Jacob Black (Twilight Series)
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hh_mirror((OOC Approved by All Twilight muns, Jacob is taken from New Moon))
Jacob was confused to say the least at exactly where he was at the moment. The last he had remembered. Bella had decided to indulge herself in a cliff-diving "adventure" in which the boy had to painfully watch happen right in front of him. It was then that Jacob felt it necessary to be the hero (as usual these days) and save his best friend's life. The weird thing however was that just as he was about to enter the freezing Washington rapids, something happened and he ended up... well, here. Not knowing where exactly "here" was or what to do now that he had arrived, the dark-haired boy looked around for some sort of an answer.
He turned around only to be met by an interesting looking table, on top of which sat a quill and parchment. That was surely unusual, but he approached it anyway, not knowing what else to do.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese?" the boy said aloud, raising an eyebrow. That certainly didn't help the state of onfusion he was in about all of this but instead of getting overwhelmed, he decided he would try and just answer as openly and honestly as possible. "American. It's classic."
He watched as the quill wrote this down for him, dictating his words exactly as they left his mouth. He looked around for a moment, half expecting to see something appear holding the floating pen but nothing did. Instead of dwelling on the happenings he was experiencing, the boy pressed on. If he was dead, this place was nothing like he had thought it would be.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Not knowing exactly who Carrottop is and realixzing that Barney is just a purple dinosaur he decided to go with the latter. It seemed a lot more harmless and the only thing he was prone to fighting were vampires.
3. What time is it where you are?
"Um, noonish... I think?" He honestly wasn't sure of much at this point.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harrass? How would you harrass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I have no idea who this Dumbledore person is or what an Order of the Phoenix could polssibly be, but if it has anything to do with some secret vampire clan I don't know about then I want nothing to do with it." Jacob stated bluntly, "Plus I'm not into sexual harrassment anyway."
If this was the whole judgement process before gaining access to Heaven, then he hoped that answer would suffice to prove he was a kind-hearted person.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - Please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark
Bar? "I'm too young to be in a bar let alone bartend," he answered, not positive what bars had to do with dying. Maybe this was just a really bad dream. Maybe he had hit his head trying to save Bella and he would wake up with a migraine and nothing less. Until then, next question.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Jacob's mind immediately fixates on the act of imprinting, which he is familiar with due to the ways of the Quileutes. "whomever his true soulmate is I would assume, that is how things are supposed to workk out as far as I know."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I am constantly disposing of it.
Jacob was no stranger to homework and he could only assume the reason for a desk overflowing with paperwork was due to a person overflowing with assignments to complete. "Maybe you should try not to procrastinate, I know that can get to be a real pain when all you want to do is have some fun and you can't because you still have tons of homework to turn in." He was babbling, moving on.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Jacob never considered himself completely useless, I mean he had managed to help Bella quite often in her dire times of need recently. Plus he was part of a werewolf clan, bent on protecting the innocent from slow and agonizing deaths. There had to be some form of use for a werewolf in the world right?
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Community? The whole vampire clan thought came to mind briefly, but Jacob was sure if that was true there was no way he would have been invited to join. He shoved a hand down one of his pockets and pulled out a stick of gum, two dollar bills, and a hair comb. If he was dead he was sure these things would have little meaning and if he was dreaming the same would be true.
I have read the howarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _JB_
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them _JB_
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch _JB_
One day marmalade will rule the world _JB_
Realizing the daunting task of filling out this strange form of paperwork was finally over, the boy shrugged and sat crosslegged on the floor waiting for something else to happen, like waking up from this nightmare.
here.
Jacob was confused to say the least at exactly where he was at the moment. The last he had remembered. Bella had decided to indulge herself in a cliff-diving "adventure" in which the boy had to painfully watch happen right in front of him. It was then that Jacob felt it necessary to be the hero (as usual these days) and save his best friend's life. The weird thing however was that just as he was about to enter the freezing Washington rapids, something happened and he ended up... well, here. Not knowing where exactly "here" was or what to do now that he had arrived, the dark-haired boy looked around for some sort of an answer.
He turned around only to be met by an interesting looking table, on top of which sat a quill and parchment. That was surely unusual, but he approached it anyway, not knowing what else to do.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese?" the boy said aloud, raising an eyebrow. That certainly didn't help the state of onfusion he was in about all of this but instead of getting overwhelmed, he decided he would try and just answer as openly and honestly as possible. "American. It's classic."
He watched as the quill wrote this down for him, dictating his words exactly as they left his mouth. He looked around for a moment, half expecting to see something appear holding the floating pen but nothing did. Instead of dwelling on the happenings he was experiencing, the boy pressed on. If he was dead, this place was nothing like he had thought it would be.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Not knowing exactly who Carrottop is and realixzing that Barney is just a purple dinosaur he decided to go with the latter. It seemed a lot more harmless and the only thing he was prone to fighting were vampires.
3. What time is it where you are?
"Um, noonish... I think?" He honestly wasn't sure of much at this point.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harrass? How would you harrass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I have no idea who this Dumbledore person is or what an Order of the Phoenix could polssibly be, but if it has anything to do with some secret vampire clan I don't know about then I want nothing to do with it." Jacob stated bluntly, "Plus I'm not into sexual harrassment anyway."
If this was the whole judgement process before gaining access to Heaven, then he hoped that answer would suffice to prove he was a kind-hearted person.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - Please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark
Bar? "I'm too young to be in a bar let alone bartend," he answered, not positive what bars had to do with dying. Maybe this was just a really bad dream. Maybe he had hit his head trying to save Bella and he would wake up with a migraine and nothing less. Until then, next question.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Jacob's mind immediately fixates on the act of imprinting, which he is familiar with due to the ways of the Quileutes. "whomever his true soulmate is I would assume, that is how things are supposed to workk out as far as I know."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I am constantly disposing of it.
Jacob was no stranger to homework and he could only assume the reason for a desk overflowing with paperwork was due to a person overflowing with assignments to complete. "Maybe you should try not to procrastinate, I know that can get to be a real pain when all you want to do is have some fun and you can't because you still have tons of homework to turn in." He was babbling, moving on.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Jacob never considered himself completely useless, I mean he had managed to help Bella quite often in her dire times of need recently. Plus he was part of a werewolf clan, bent on protecting the innocent from slow and agonizing deaths. There had to be some form of use for a werewolf in the world right?
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Community? The whole vampire clan thought came to mind briefly, but Jacob was sure if that was true there was no way he would have been invited to join. He shoved a hand down one of his pockets and pulled out a stick of gum, two dollar bills, and a hair comb. If he was dead he was sure these things would have little meaning and if he was dreaming the same would be true.
I have read the howarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _JB_
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them _JB_
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch _JB_
One day marmalade will rule the world _JB_
Realizing the daunting task of filling out this strange form of paperwork was finally over, the boy shrugged and sat crosslegged on the floor waiting for something else to happen, like waking up from this nightmare.
here.
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