Application: Death the Kid - Soul Eater

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Death the Kid adjusted the lapels of his jacket briefly as he walked into the Sorting Hall with an expression of reverence. The decor met with his approval- for the most part.

"This room, it's set up beautifully!" As he glanced upwards, his smile shifted to a frown of concern. "Those candles though, they should really be realigned in a more organized manner."

The parchment and quill soon caught his attention, and he approached both curiously. "What's this? He scowled and put a hand to his chin as he examined the quill's handiwork. "I suppose this lettering is adequate." Had it been recording his observations in an unsatisfactory manner, he would have had to put a stop to it.


1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Regarding the question with a frown, Kid came up with an answer after a moment of pondering. "As close as rollot is to a palindrome, the fact that the name contains only seven letters makes it unacceptable. As such, my choice is acapella, for multiple reasons. First, it is made in America, my home country. Second, it has eight letters, as I mentioned earlier. Thirdly, it comes in the form of a pyramid. Pyramids are wonderful shapes- reminiscent of Egyptian architecture, which is very symmetrical."

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Kid raised an eyebrow at the question. "I don't know either of these people, but should either of them walk the path towards becoming a Kishin and consume an innocent soul, they would of course need to be dealt with properly."

3. What time is it where you are?

"The time is currently 8:24 in the evening. Sixteen minutes past one of the most wonderful times of the day."

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

The shinigami hesitated in a state of awkward confusion. "I don't believe I would sexually harass any members of the Order of the Phoenix." He chose to focus on the first part of the question instead. "Returning from the dead is an interesting proposition however."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

"A clever, witty bar name?" Kid read the query aloud. He folded his arms as he considered various options before deciding upon the perfect name. "I don't actually bartend, but if I did, I would have to name the establishment One Over the Eight. The phrase comes from the outdated idea that a man could consume eight beers before becoming too inebriated to function normally." Kid shook his head as he admitted with a smile. "I doubt it would take that many these days, but I don't have much experience with the subject in any case. The name still appeals to me, as the idea of anything over eight is clearly too many."

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

This was another question that made Kid pause. "Again, I don't know any of these people. Is it alright if I skip this question?" After a moment of silence, he decided to at least make an effort. "Both of them have an even number of letters in their name, so there's no advantage there. The name Fred is rather close to that of Freya, the Norse goddess of wealth, war, fertility and sex. Whereas George could be linked to the parton Saint George of England, known for his legendary slaying of a dragon." At this point he realized he'd gotten off on a bit of a tangent. So, he shrugged and ended simply with, "I suppose it depends on what characteristics Harry values."

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

"Ah this is something that plagues my Honorable Father from time to time." Closing his eyes, Kid nodded wisely. "Personally it would not be a problem that would bother me much, unless said paperwork is in a state of disarray. Do you need someone to help organize it? It would be my pleasure."

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"Useless? Well, as the son of Shinigami-sama, I certainly try my best to not be useless. Though, my hair continues to be a source of shame...." His confidence faltered and he hung his head dejectedly. "I'm fairly certain I remembered to fold the toilet paper correctly before leaving the house, but...." His voice trailed off as he became more upset. "But what if I didn't? And what if the candles are not burning at equal rates? I, am useless!" Severely traumatized now, he fell to the ground, clutching his head. "I'm sorry! I'm entirely useless, worthless, trash...."


6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

It took some time for Kid to recover from his fit, but he eventually wiped away his tears and stood up once more. A bribe? What did he bring with him that he could part with? Not his skateboard- it was too vital for transportation. It wasn't wise to part with an Egg of the Kishin either- it may fall into the wrong hands. Finally, he made up his mind. "I have, a paper giraffe scuplture created by Patti, one of my weapons. I'm afraid it's rather broken though- she snapped its neck." After looking over the poor creature, he sighed. "Alternatively, I would gladly help anyone rearrange his or her room to be fully symmetrical. That, or fix one's eyebrows to make them more aesthetically pleasing."


"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Death the Kid
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Death the Kid
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Death the Kid
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Death the Kid"

Comments

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"One over eight?" Yukimura asked. He laughed. "If that man drank sake instead of beer, then he wouldn't be limited to eight." He tilted his head. "Though, I do believe if one were to ask my Juuyuushii, they would say that I should be so limited."

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"Well, as I have no real intention of opening up a bar in the future, the point is rather moot." Kid smiled slightly. "Your Juuyuushii? I have a friend who often wishes the same for her father."

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"Ah, that is fine. There are two here, both enjoyable in their way," Yukimura laughed. "I am Sanada Yukimura," he said by way of explanation if his name was known or by way of introduction if not. "My Juuyuushii are ten ninja who serve me in various functions."

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Polite as always, Kid responded with a bow. "It's good to meet you Yukimura." An amused grin crossed his face, there were only two ninja that Kid knew, and the idea of one of them in particular living a life of servitude was highly entertaining.

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"I have amused you?" Yukimura laughed. "Usually that takes more than just my name. Tell me of yourself," he asked.

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Switching back into formal mode, Kid bowed politely. "My name is Death the Kid, son of Shinigami-sama, who is the founder of Shibusen, the school for training weapons and meisters."

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Yukimura returned the bow properly. "Ah, we are met, then. But," he added with a laugh, "that doesn't explain why I amuse you."

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"I apologize Yukimura, for not explaining." He shook his head, still smiling. "It was the comment about the ninja who serve you. I only know two ninja, and the idea of one of them working for someone else is quite entertaining."

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Yukimura nodded. "I see," he laughed. "My Juuyuushii are specially selected. My shadow, the leader of them, is here. He chides me often. My kagemusha, my double, is serving my house arrest for me. And, I have come here, though my shadow tells me our task will be accomplished. How is it that you came?"

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Kid listened carefully to the explanation, nodding as well. "To be honest, I'm not entirely sure how it is that I arrived here." Yukimura brought up an important point however. "I hope that everything is in order back home while I'm away."

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"Most who arrive, even those who seek out this place, are not quite sure how they arrive. My shadow does not know how he transversed four hundred years to reach me here. He only sought me out."

He laughed, waving the answer aside. "Tell me," he said cheerfully, "what have you found more useful: Courage, loyalty, cunning, or intelligence?"

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It was an interesting question he posed, and one that required careful consideration. Putting a hand to his chin as he pondered, Kid mused aloud. "They're all admirable qualities, though personally I have found that intelligence has served me the best in the past."

Happy to continue, he explained. "One who is intelligent will better know what strategies to use, in which situation. Being a shinigami and collecting the souls of those who walk the path of the Kishin, it is vital to be able to adapt to circumstances and act accordingly."

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"And what of the courage to carry those plans out?" Yukimura asked. He crossed his arms, his hand coming to rest on the hilt of his sword by habit only. He was amused so far by this boy.

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"Courage is important as well of course," Kid agreed with a solemn nod. "All the plans in the world would not be of any use if no one put them into motion." He noticed Yukimura's sword, and wondered briefly whether it was a mere piece of metal- or a transformed weapon partner.

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"And the cunning to know which plans are best to use?" Yukimura asked, tilting his head slightly. "Or of loyalty? Is one truly above the other?"

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"Well of course, those are integral as well," he admitted again that Yukimura made a sound point. The conversation was certainly interesting, and Kid was actually enjoying it thus far. However, it didn't mean he was closer to making a decision on the subject.

"They are all certainly valuable traits." Diplomatically, he answered, "Ideally, one would either possess all four, or co-operate with others who embody those qualities."

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"And, of yourself, which would you say you possess or wish to posses?" Yukimura asked, moving slightly closer.

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That was a good question. He'd like to possess all of them, but he knew that was wishful thinking. "Intelligence and loyalty certainly," Kid admitted. "And I suppose a fair amount of cunning." He shook his head. "It's my partners who I generally rely on for courage however."

He laughed briefly, "Though Liz needs help when it comes to beings like ghosts."

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"Are those who have your loyalty loyal to you as well?" Yukimura asked, curious. "And, those whom you rely on for courage, this Liz, do you inspire them to courage?"

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Kid smiled as he nodded. "The three of us have personalities that compliment each other well. We're devoted to each other." Thinking for a moment, he confirmed Yukimura's question. "I believe I help Liz when she needs it, yes."

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"So, then, you are learning that which is needed to be a good leader, despite yourself?" Yukimura asked, a ripple of laughter in his voice.

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"I'm doing my best," Kid admitted. He caught the laughter and managed to smile in return. "Despite myself."

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"I have found that balance is most important. That, and treating those who follow you well to earn their loyalty. With those, you will go far, I should think," Yukimura said, laughing. "Tell me, then, do you know anyone here or have you not met any of your friends yet?"

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Kid agreed with almost all of what Yukimura said. It was reassuring to talk with someone who, he was almost certain, possessed similar morals to his own.

"I haven't found anyone that I know from Death City, no." He shook his head. However, he was quickly making new acquaintances.

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Yukimura pushed his hair back over his shoulder. He smiled at Kid. "So, then, where shall we sort you?" he murmured. "Tell me," he said, leaning a little closer, "would you care to have a drink with me?"