The Triumphant Return of Steff - Open RP

[steff-is-a-girl.livejournal.com]

So, she was back at Hogwarts. She'd actually returned to MU after the Christmas--or Khyrsentide, or whatever the fuck you wanted to call them--holidays, and had thrown herself back into her studies--or at least to fucking her regular partners and occasionally reanimating things that probably shouldn't have been animate in the first place. But MU wasn't the same without Amaranth. Not that Steff was likely to admit that to Amy, since the gods only knew Amy didn't need to think more of herself than she already did. So Steff had come back, returning as quietly as she'd left and resuming her old place in Hufflepuff.

Today, though, she was determined to stop being quiet. After trolling the compy post, Steff figured that she might as well go be social. Or at least she might as well be moderately civil to the 1 percent of the world she didn't actively dislike.

Still, she was in a relatively cheerful mood, and so she allowed herself to whistle one of the popular songs that was getting overplayed everywhere on the MU campus. She was, as usual, dressed in a short skirt and fuck-me boots. She strode purposefully through the halls, looking for either a party or someone relatively amusing to talk to.

((Hi, guys! This is actually Amaranth-mun. I have taken Steff over! Not that she was all that active, but hopefully this means she'll be around a little bit more often!))

((ETA 7/31: There is NSFW content in the comments.))

Comments

[steff-is-a-girl.livejournal.com]

"So you guys, like, have an open relationship?" Steff asked. "I mean, you'd have to if you were forced into the marriage. If that's true, well, hmmm, I guess I'll just have to fuck both of you."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"I don't know about him. Me, I'm hoping to use adultery as a reason to get a divorce. I don't care if I'm the one doing it. Not like I plan on ever marrying again."

[steff-is-a-girl.livejournal.com]

"I dunno," Steff said with a mischievous twinkle in her eyes. "At least Hogwarts recognizes same-sex marriage. they've banned that in the Imperium... bunch of fucking homophobes. I think you should stick with it, if only for the tax breaks and potentially better insurance rates."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"It's not the homosexuality that angers me, it's that he's an EARTHLING. I'm beginning to get more tolerant of them, but no way in hell do I want to marry one. I don't want to get tied down to this planet. Granted, I already am, but if there is a way to leave, I'm taking it."

Mwahaha, not as long as I have interest in you Vislor.

[steff-is-a-girl.livejournal.com]

Steff shrugged. "I guess that makes sense," she allowed. "But, I mean, you're not likely to leave tomorrow, are you? So why not enjoy the benefits while you've got 'em?"

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"I don't find the benefits worth it. I'd be disgusted with myself. I hardly know the man anyway."

[steff-is-a-girl.livejournal.com]

"You hardly know me, and yet you're going to let me use a cane on you," Steff pointed out. "How is that any better? Not that I'm objecting, and holy mother buttfucker of Khyrsus, but I sound like fucking Amy."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"I'm not married to you, though, am I? And sounding like Amaranth's the worst thing in the world. Try pretending to be her for a few hours." Turlough's eyes widened slightly, he didn't mean to let that slip. "Forget I said that."

[steff-is-a-girl.livejournal.com]

"What?" Steff stared at him, then burst into incredulous laughter. "Why would you do that? Would someone not have sex with your fuckable self?"

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"No comment." Turlough certainly wasn't explaining to her why he did that.