[OOC] Gods among Men. And plants.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

Okay, so. For those that don't know, I am a TV Tropes Addict. And I just discovered the Trope Pantheons, which decides, as they put it "What would things be like if the world were run entirely on tropes (which it very well could be)? Who would be the Gods and Goddesses?".

So naturally, I searched around them to find who among us was playing said trope gods, and found these (what subhouse they belong in in parenthesis):

Amaterasu, Goddess of the Sun and the Moon (Main House, Nature, Good)
Dethklok, Gods of Rock (Craft)
Tony Stark, God of Personalized Mechanical Suits (Craft, Technology)
Sam and Dean Winchester, Gods of Woobiedom (Emotion)
***Dean Winchester, God of Manwhores (Love)
Takeshi Kaga, God of Cuisine (Food)
Mello, God of Chocaholics (Food)
Starscream, God of Betrayal (Heroes and Villains)
L Lawliet, God of Bunny Ears Lawyers (Justice)
Homestar Runner, God of Ditzes (Knowledge)
Ryuk, God of Monstrous Shinigami (Life and Death)
James Bond, God of Womanizers (Love)
Luna Lovegood, Goddess of Zany Theories (Mentalism, The Council of Cloudcuckooland)
Kurama, God of Plants (Nature, Council of Shadows)
Drizzt Do'Urden, God of Elves (Otherness)
Sadako Yamamura, The Stringy Haired Ghost Girl Who Lives Inside Your TV (Otherness)
Matt, God of Amazingly Popular Cannon Fodder (Theater)
Homsar, God of Gag Characters (Theater)
River Tam, Goddess of Petite Warriors (War)
Jay Gatsby, God of Empty Wealth (The Fallen)


And possible others I may have missed cause I can't remember who's alive and who's popped.

Yeah, I need a life.

Anyway. The point of this was, If OUR characters were gods/goddesses, what would they be?

Comments

[fields-4ever.livejournal.com]

I really can't argue with James Bond, God of Womanizers (except what do you mean "has slept with most of the goddesses in the Pantheon"?)

Strawberry Fields, Goddess of Retro (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/Catremistrae/Promo6.jpg)
Damien Thorn, God Satan of Life, the Universe, and Everything

I'll think of more later.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

Well, there ARE lesbians in the ranks.

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

In the Bondverse, that has yet to make a difference. See: Pussy Galore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_Galore). Bond: They told me you only liked women. Pussy: I never met a man before.

Also, this sentence will never stop amusing me: Her original band of Amazon catwomen still feature in the film as they did in the book. They are in keeping with a long list of 1950s movies and books about dangerous bands of cat-woman lesbians.

[livingaustria.livejournal.com]

The shit they got away with in the name of Bond Girls.

Also, well, this isn't Bondverse, isn't it?

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

Says you.

In all honesty, though, the misogyny, racism, and homophobia in the books is stunning from a modern perspective.

[livingaustria.livejournal.com]

Sign of the times, and all.