Application for Chairman Marc - Iron Chef America

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Like Chairman Kaga, we have established that Chairman Marc is his nephew and not in actuality Marc Dacascos. While they share a love of martial arts, the rest is all fictional.))

A young man in a business suit enters the Sorting room. He looks around. Then as he spies the pen he picks it up and looks at the questions... "Interesting."

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

A good Gorgonzola stuffed in green olives and served in a vodka martini.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I only use my martial arts in self-defense.

3. What time is it where you are?

It is 12:18AM, I couldn't sleep pondering the next match in Kitchen Stadium.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Harassment? Are you serious?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Why need a bar when you have Kitchen Stadium?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

I'm still a staunch supporter of Harry and Ginny.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Because I am too busy judging culinary competitions to bother with the paperwork. My assistant should be handling that.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I followed in my Uncle's footsteps to bring his glorious kitchen stadium to America for a whole new wave of culinary challenges.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Hmm... I could offer the services of any of the Iron Chefs for an evening, or perhaps you would like to be on the judging panel? It's quite an experience.



"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. MD
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. MD
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. MD
One day, marmalade will rule the world. I much prefer a nice hamburger.

Comments

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

An unexpected surprise! But certainly a welcome one.

"It has been a while, nephew."

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

A curt martial art bow.

"So it has, uncle. The new stadium seems to be a hit."

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"So I've heard. You've done a good job with it so far."

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

"I could not have succeeded if it were not for some of my own chefs experiences in Kitchen Stadium and their assistance with making this a reality."

[kidnappedweekly.livejournal.com]

"Oh! Do you have a Kitchen Stadium too?"

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

Marc nods,

"I do. In honor of my esteemed uncle, and the interest in the Iron Chef competitions in America, I have opened the second Kitchen Stadium."

[kidnappedweekly.livejournal.com]

"I remember someone using the Room of Requirement as a Kitchen Stadium. He wore very shiny clothes. Was that your uncle?"

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

"More than like, yes. He has a certain flair for drama. It runs in the family."

[woocha.livejournal.com]

I'd like to judge!

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

"Ah. We have never previously had judges of the canine persuasion. Perhaps this is the future of Kitchen Stadium."

[woocha.livejournal.com]

That would be cool! And I've seen a battle already, so I know what happens! But it couldn't be a chocolate battle, I'm not allowed it.

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

"Of course. Chocolate is not good for dogs. I believe we should have a pet-friendly battle. What would you say?"

[i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com]

"Kitchen Stadium?" A was surprised. "A few days ago, Kaga-san had what he called a cooking battle, and I was one of the people 'battling'."

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

"Kaga-san is my uncle. It was in his tradition that an American Kitchen Stadium was built."

[i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com]

"It was fun to cook like that. Making up things to cook in a hurry was a challenge."

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

"It forces one to do what is natural and to not overthink. Sometimes it's overthought which can ruin a dish."

[sasuke-sarutobi.livejournal.com]

"What is the judging panel?" Sasuke asked. He wasn't familiar with any version of Iron Chef, though he'd at least heard of the Hogwarts one. "And why would anyone want to be on it?"

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

"If you enjoy food, I am the chairman of the American branch of Kitchen Stadium and the accompanying academy. Kitchen Stadium is home to the elite in the world of cooking." Marc beams with pride.

[sasuke-sarutobi.livejournal.com]

"So you're sort of like Kaga-san," Sasuke said. He'd also noticed Chairman Kaga referring to the applicant as 'nephew'. "If your chefs are really that good..." He smiled slightly. "Sounds interesting. I think I'd like to try judging, unless I have to travel far. Maybe you could hold a competition here?"

[forlornexultant.livejournal.com]

I frowned. "You work in a kitchen below a stadium?"

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

"Ah no, the kitchen is the stadium. I hold the finest in culinary competitions." He bows slightly, "Although it is a pleasure to be here as wel."

[forlornexultant.livejournal.com]

"The kitchen is the stadium? But how and why would that be?"

Yes, I was from another planet.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"If you're even half the ho your uncle is, this could be a very interesting school year! What are your thoughts on ... ah, male-male relations?"

[secondchairman.livejournal.com]

Marc quirked an eyebrow at the statement about his uncle. He was... wondering about that wardrobe and then at the question he laughs, "I would not be one to partake of it myself, however I like to think I am open-minded. I would not think any less of someone else if they enjoyed them."

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"You know what I think you should do in your Kitchen Stadium? Get a big wading pool and fill it with banana pudding, then make the chefs wrestle in the pudding!"