Zoe's application
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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
We don’t have a lot of opportunities for cheese out in the black.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Are they in a straight line?
*checks gun sights*
3. What time is it where you are?Time for Wash to tear my clothes off. 0500 hours, sir.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I’m only interested in one man, sir.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don’t think two people rutting is my business, sir. Behind closed doors and all…
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You aren’t using force enough, obviously.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Would a useless woman go unarmed to into Niska’s skyplex, pay ransom for her husband, then lead a charge back in to get back her captain? I don’t think so, sir.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Wife soup. All you can eat.
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Date: 2006-02-20 03:53 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-02-20 03:58 am (UTC)You're a bit brusque but I like your answer to #2. I'll have to think on it.
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Date: 2006-02-20 04:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-20 04:01 am (UTC)Well, your loyalty to your husband commends you to Hufflepuff, but your martial skills point toward Gryffindor. Which would you prefer?
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Date: 2006-02-20 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-20 04:10 am (UTC)Thank you, sir.
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Date: 2006-02-20 04:13 am (UTC)You certainly aren't useless, madam. Hufflepuff.
What's wife soup?
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Date: 2006-02-20 04:41 am (UTC)Wife soup's a hearty meal usually severed to a man who's done good. Just ask my husband.
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From:ZOE!!!!!
Date: 2006-02-20 04:35 am (UTC)Wash only just got here I knew you wouldn't be far off I'm so glad to see you!
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Date: 2006-02-20 04:37 am (UTC)And the rest of the crew? They all here too?
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Date: 2006-02-20 04:45 am (UTC)Zoe.
*There's enough awed devotion in his voice as he says her name to make a house elf blush, but he seems completely unembarrassed by his reaction - which is to rush across the room, embrace her tightly, and kiss her with all due thoroughness.*
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Date: 2006-02-20 05:05 am (UTC)Sir? Can we postpone the interview. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
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Date: 2006-02-20 05:04 am (UTC)I would advise being cautious in your relationship and ensure that it does not interfere with what must be done. Remember, you do no favors by sacrificing many over a single person.
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Date: 2006-02-20 05:33 am (UTC)Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-02-20 07:06 am (UTC)I'd like some soup, especially if it's made from actual wives.
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Date: 2006-02-20 07:45 am (UTC)And you should be in Hufflepuff with Wash, of course.
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Date: 2006-02-20 06:21 pm (UTC)((OOCnote: Actually, the only two who *directly* threatened Nemo were a Slytherin and a Ravenclaw - but he faced them down. He heard enough references to danger-for-fish in Hufflepuff - from friendly schoolmates, without ever meeting any of those scary people himself - that he's now afraid of Hufflepuff more than either of the other two.))
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Date: 2006-02-22 02:52 am (UTC)Never fear, little one. You'll have at least one friend in Hufflepuff.
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Date: 2006-02-20 06:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-20 07:53 pm (UTC)I hope it is.I'm getting a Hufflepuff vibe here, though you'd be good in Gryffindor too.
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Date: 2006-02-21 12:13 am (UTC)Say, you haven't seen the preacher anytime lately, haveya?
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Date: 2006-02-21 11:57 pm (UTC)I think she's a Gryffindor too, but I voted Hufflepuff cause that's what she wants.
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Date: 2006-02-22 12:36 am (UTC)Now please don't hurt me, you scary, scary woman!no subject
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Date: 2006-02-22 07:12 pm (UTC)(OOC: How does one give a hat soup?))
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