Christmas gifts!

[bone-not-rock.livejournal.com]

Two owls went out, because Billy had only done Christmas shopping for two people so far. Doing things last minute is fun, right? Or so the mun tells herself, because she's snowed in and has only bought one thing so far.



Hey,

I'd hate for you to miss out on all of the dinosaur action. Have fun.

Billy

Attached is a Hatch-N-Grow dinosaur.



Chance,

Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/Have a Great Day. I hope this helps. Aim for the eyes.

Billy

Attached is a can of pine air freshener with a picture of Dicranurus and the universal no over it.

Comments

[chance-silvey.livejournal.com]

Billy,

Ha ha, very funny. Seriously, though, it gave me a chuckle, so thank you. And happy holidays to you too.

Chance

PS. I found a robot action figure next to the spooky trilobite sink. I have no idea.

Attached is a small parcel which proves to be a rolled-up T-shirt (http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/devil/) that bears a picture of a devil burying fossils and the legend TEACH THE CONTROVERSY.

[superfraternal.livejournal.com]

Hello,

I'll admit dinosaur action is a little daunting, what with the sharp pointy teeth and potential for a messy death. I think this is about as much dinosaur as I can handle. Starting off small, right? Thank you for the egg.

I happened to pick up something for you too. Merry Christmas.

Simon

Accompanying the note is the least attractive tennis headband ever (http://x.couver.us/long-wide-thick-headbands-pro-37/tennis-headband-pro-thick-wide-67/) and a tube of three tennis balls. It is meant as an allusion to John McEnroe, dastardly thief of Soviet eggs.