"A cannibal king?" Mister Weasley asked. He was half-incredulous, half-indulgent, and half-believing. He was also half-bad at math. "That must take a lot of work." And a lot of gut. He stuck out a tongue as his stomach clenched. Bleh. "Hey, that sounds like something my brothers would do. Though I bet what they junk up wouldn't be half as useful (or non-flammable) as you."
After considering the term 'ground-people,' he said, "I don't think I like it. Makes us sound like Lawn Gnomes. And time didn't commit the crimes, but these blokes committed the crime on time. I swear, some girl named Caroline Huggenkiz was this close to being named Amanda. Real big crime."
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Date: 2008-11-26 06:46 pm (UTC)After considering the term 'ground-people,' he said, "I don't think I like it. Makes us sound like Lawn Gnomes. And time didn't commit the crimes, but these blokes committed the crime on time. I swear, some girl named Caroline Huggenkiz was this close to being named Amanda. Real big crime."