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hh_mirror(Cleared with the other two active Stargate characters)
Jack awoke with a start. He lay still as his eyes scanned the dark barren stone room. After determining it was clear Jack sat up and checked his gear, everything was in order. "What is this place," he thought. "The last thing i remember is walking through the gate on my way to Atlantis. But now i'm here. Why? The Azgaurd? Another solar flare and time jump?" Since the room had no doors or windows it seems his only choice is to wait and find out.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
American cheese. I like the taste and love my country.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would kill Carrottop, can't stand the guy. And plus the fact my son loved Barney.
3. What time is it where you are?
1440
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I wouldn't harass anyone. That is unbecoming conduct for an air force officer and is an offense you can be court martialed for.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Blind Man
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Relationships are not my strong point, but what the hell, I'll give it a shot. Maybe some of the stuff i learned from Daniel will come in handy here. Well i would say Harry and Fred would be better off together in the end. Athena, that one god that loved everything pretty, right? Well Fred and Harry sounds better than George and Harry. Um, thats all i got.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
After many years of paperwork i have come to the conclusion there is someone just making this stuff to keep us busy.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I saved the world, multiple times.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well if i can get back to my freezer at home i can cook up some beer battered fish. Caught them myself. Or if you have some fish and beer around here i can cook them here.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____JO______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____JO______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____JO______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____JO_______"
Jack awoke with a start. He lay still as his eyes scanned the dark barren stone room. After determining it was clear Jack sat up and checked his gear, everything was in order. "What is this place," he thought. "The last thing i remember is walking through the gate on my way to Atlantis. But now i'm here. Why? The Azgaurd? Another solar flare and time jump?" Since the room had no doors or windows it seems his only choice is to wait and find out.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
American cheese. I like the taste and love my country.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would kill Carrottop, can't stand the guy. And plus the fact my son loved Barney.
3. What time is it where you are?
1440
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I wouldn't harass anyone. That is unbecoming conduct for an air force officer and is an offense you can be court martialed for.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Blind Man
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Relationships are not my strong point, but what the hell, I'll give it a shot. Maybe some of the stuff i learned from Daniel will come in handy here. Well i would say Harry and Fred would be better off together in the end. Athena, that one god that loved everything pretty, right? Well Fred and Harry sounds better than George and Harry. Um, thats all i got.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
After many years of paperwork i have come to the conclusion there is someone just making this stuff to keep us busy.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I saved the world, multiple times.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well if i can get back to my freezer at home i can cook up some beer battered fish. Caught them myself. Or if you have some fish and beer around here i can cook them here.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____JO______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____JO______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____JO______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____JO_______"
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