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No matter what anyone said, Dieter preferred powdered evil to fresh.
When making Pancakes of Evil, it was important to have the right ingredients on hand. He could have gone all Martha Stewart, and powdered the evil himself, but boxed evil tasted just as good as the real deal. Besides, the Cookies of Evil came from a store. Everybody knew that.
With a fresh batch of pancakes, Dieter left the mess behind in the kitchen, figuring that he'd clean it up later. Well, the house elves wouldn't stand for that! They put all of the dirty mixing bowls and utensils away, wiped the counters, and put all of the ingredients back.
It was an understandable mistake. Powdered evil looks a lot like salt.
So it may have been evil that was added to the soup that was served in the Great Hall for lunch. Nobody was sure.
((Sorry! I have to spend Friday out of town, so this is early. It is up to the mun if their character eats the soup. This is opt-in only! The soup had random effects that are determined by the mun. The duration of the effects is also mun-determined.))
When making Pancakes of Evil, it was important to have the right ingredients on hand. He could have gone all Martha Stewart, and powdered the evil himself, but boxed evil tasted just as good as the real deal. Besides, the Cookies of Evil came from a store. Everybody knew that.
With a fresh batch of pancakes, Dieter left the mess behind in the kitchen, figuring that he'd clean it up later. Well, the house elves wouldn't stand for that! They put all of the dirty mixing bowls and utensils away, wiped the counters, and put all of the ingredients back.
It was an understandable mistake. Powdered evil looks a lot like salt.
So it may have been evil that was added to the soup that was served in the Great Hall for lunch. Nobody was sure.
((Sorry! I have to spend Friday out of town, so this is early. It is up to the mun if their character eats the soup. This is opt-in only! The soup had random effects that are determined by the mun. The duration of the effects is also mun-determined.))
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Date: 2008-07-25 04:38 am (UTC)Soichiro shouldn't have.
For Soichiro was now round, short and green. And craving any food that he could vacuum up.
I told you I would turn him into a Kirby.
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Date: 2008-07-25 04:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-25 09:44 am (UTC)She still gets turned into something. A beautiful, shining star of a lady rises from the place where Mel sat, making her clothes look as though they were bought from Prada, lying about their real home; Dororthy Perkins. Her skin is as pale as milk, lips red as lipstick will allow, eyes intent and boobs fantastic.
Look at you, Mary-sue.
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Date: 2008-07-25 05:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-25 06:11 pm (UTC)'My name is Helix,' she says in a sickeningly sweet voice. 'And yours? My, aren't you pretty.'
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Date: 2008-07-25 06:15 pm (UTC)"Sorry, you look a lot like a friend of mine. My name's Zelgadiss." She flushed slightly, unwilling to point out that she was normally male. "Um... thank you."
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Date: 2008-07-26 08:04 pm (UTC)Octavian doesn't quite ogle the woman, because he's Octavian and he doesn't do that. He does look at her quite curiously, however. She almost looks like someone he knows, he's sure of it. Whether someone from Hogwarts or someone hired as entertainment for one of his mother's parties back in Rome, it's hard to say.
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Date: 2008-07-26 08:07 pm (UTC)Syrupy-sweet and smiling with teeth that are so white they actually dazzle people in her own little world, Mel catches Curly's eye and cries merrily 'Smile, and the world smiles with you!'
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Date: 2008-07-26 08:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-07-25 12:44 pm (UTC)This is the second time this has happened. Whatever's doing this to me seems to have run out of ideas. Zel peered down at her feet. At least I'm not wearing high heels this time. I am never having the soup again.
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Date: 2008-07-25 01:11 pm (UTC)He glanced downwards. This prompted a low whistle; he'd forgotten just how stacked Leila had been.
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Date: 2008-07-25 05:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-25 05:32 pm (UTC)He ran over to him, pen at the ready. "Which way did they go?" It didn't occur to him that there might not be a 'they'. He had sort of a one-track mind.
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Date: 2008-07-25 05:09 pm (UTC)He was very confused. He'd been at Team Kira headquarters, clearing up the remains of the latest battle, and suddenly he was in some weird castle. That wasn't supposed to happen. Clearly, it was part of some nefarious Justice Club trap. (Well, that or his physics-warping powers were playing up again, but he hoped it wasn't that. Kira always got so frustrated with him when that happened, and he hated to disappoint his Kami.)
He sprang to his feet, coat swirling around him as he pulled out his pen and clicked it threateningly. "Where are you?" he demanded. "Come out and face me, I know you're here!"
((For everyone who doesn't know this little piece of
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Date: 2008-07-25 05:31 pm (UTC)"Right here."
Soichiro narrowed his eyes, waiting for Mikami to make the first move.
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Date: 2008-07-25 05:34 pm (UTC)Oh well. The green thing had confessed. There was only one course of action. He raised the pen and grinned.
"SAKUJO!"
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Date: 2008-07-25 09:31 pm (UTC)Once returned to his blessed familiar body, he felt like kissing the ground he walked on, or kissing himself, or something. He settled for planting a series of smacking kisses along his own greaved forearm. Mead-scented lip prints now marred the metal. This done, he got the hell out of the Sorting Room and stomped off to the Great Hall for a fortifying meal.
The menu did not please him.
"NO HAUNCH OF HART OR HOG? WARRIORS WILL WASTE AWAY, HEROES HUNGER-FELLED, IN HAT'S HALL." He shoved away his bowl of soup untasted and banged on the table with his fists. He wanted some comfort food, damn it!
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Date: 2008-07-25 09:48 pm (UTC)He glared at Beowulf. "Some of us are trying to rest. Jerk." He raised his pen. "Sakujo!"
It wasn't a particularly well-aimed blast. He really needed some Tylenol.
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Date: 2008-07-25 06:52 pm (UTC)The first sample exploded with taste on her strawberry-pink tongue, colouring her cheeks a pleasant rose, and causing the chocolate orbs that were her eyes to sparkle with joy and grief and delight and sorrow, all at the same time. Lola placed a perfectly manicured, dainty hand on her suddenly ample chest and gasped, tragedy apparent on her beautiful face.
"Alas!" she lamented to no one in particular. "How could I be so foolish?! I have sampled of this meal, not thinking for a moment that I might... I might..."
She burst into tears. It was done very tastefully. They added a fragile element to her already dazzling beauty, and sparkled like diamonds on her silky cheeks. Woe was her. Indeed.
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Date: 2008-07-25 06:55 pm (UTC)'Don't worry, my dearest friend!' she cries, voice like silver bells, as she flutters gracefully to Lola's cry for help. 'Though those tears only make you look more beautiful, what would anyone think if they saw such a strong woman cry?'
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:02 pm (UTC)"My sweet Melanie," she proclaimed, "you have wisdom as well as beauty. Of course, you are right. But think!" Her voice nearly broke again, but in a very attractive way. "I ate of this soup! How could I have been so thoughtless?" Her hand went to her flawless waist, and she looked concerned. "Does it show? All the calories I surely consumed?"
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Date: 2008-07-26 04:30 am (UTC)That is, until she suddenly found herself too short to reach the bowl.
She giggled and pulled herself to a standing position on the chair, wobbling on short, pudgy legs. Then she reached for her cup of tea and dragged it toward her with both hands.
This wasn't a disaster waiting to happen, was it?
Naaaaah.
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Date: 2008-07-27 10:40 am (UTC)Her hand secures the mug, and she regards the kid with large, brown eyes. 'Um. Hello. I'm Bella.' Pause. 'That's...really hot, you know.' She should know, having won Clumsiest Drinker several times in the Domestic Olympics.
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Date: 2008-07-29 05:39 am (UTC)It's a total lie, of course. But she sells it with all she's got.
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