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hh_mirrorAs entrances go, his was a bit more flashy, with purple smoke and him floating in the middle of the room.
"Hey! My sabbatical's supposed to be in Tahiti, not Scotland!"
But no matter how many times he poofed, he just reappeared in the Sorting Room.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Not Roquefort anymore, that's for sure. It's pretty fun to float around pieces of sliced cheese and fold them with my mind."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Why kill them when I can just take their mind?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"It's supposed to be martini time, but I got rerouted."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Hm, anyone I want in the Order? Tonks. She seems to have a good head on her shoulders. Hermione if sh"e's legal.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"I would name it 'Takes Your Mind'. Cause I am MENTOK! THE MINDTAKER! OOOOO-EEEEEE-OOOOOO!" He added, waving his hands around for effect.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"You know, I once presided over a wedding where one woman married six men. If their state recognizes gay marriage, Harry could just marry them both."
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Too many cases. And only two judges to preside over them."
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"Useless? Me? I am MENTOK! THE MINDTAKER! Can you do this?" And he swapped two minds. Those minds just happened to be Ofdensen and Wishbone.
"Cool!"
Not again!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"I can swap minds, take minds, rearrange minds! Oh, and...uh, I'm a judge so any judge-y stuff, too."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Mentok__________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Mentok________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Mentok______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___Mentok__________"
"Hey! My sabbatical's supposed to be in Tahiti, not Scotland!"
But no matter how many times he poofed, he just reappeared in the Sorting Room.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Not Roquefort anymore, that's for sure. It's pretty fun to float around pieces of sliced cheese and fold them with my mind."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Why kill them when I can just take their mind?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"It's supposed to be martini time, but I got rerouted."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Hm, anyone I want in the Order? Tonks. She seems to have a good head on her shoulders. Hermione if sh"e's legal.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"I would name it 'Takes Your Mind'. Cause I am MENTOK! THE MINDTAKER! OOOOO-EEEEEE-OOOOOO!" He added, waving his hands around for effect.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"You know, I once presided over a wedding where one woman married six men. If their state recognizes gay marriage, Harry could just marry them both."
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Too many cases. And only two judges to preside over them."
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"Useless? Me? I am MENTOK! THE MINDTAKER! Can you do this?" And he swapped two minds. Those minds just happened to be Ofdensen and Wishbone.
"Cool!"
Not again!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"I can swap minds, take minds, rearrange minds! Oh, and...uh, I'm a judge so any judge-y stuff, too."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Mentok__________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Mentok________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Mentok______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___Mentok__________"
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