The Unpopcorning of Light Yagami. Open RP

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Awareness was the first thing to come to Light, but it might as well not have because the only thing that came forth was nothingness. Am I dead?, crosses the mind briefly before descending back to nothing. It feels cramped in this space, but also as if it goes on forever. That doesn't make sense, but it is all there is to feel. Memories float back lazily like clouds, but of where Light Yagami is currently or what he did just before escapes him. The last thing he remembers is finding out that Yotsuba has been proffiting off of Kira's power. Then, hearing comes back with the sound of a great

POP!

Suddenly there is floor under him, and butter all over him. Light lifts his head and sight returns just before the smell and taste of butter overpowers everything momentarily. Once he get's over the fact that there is butter everywhere, Light takes a moment to check the rest of himself over. His hair is a mess, and he is wearing a green sweater with the Slytherin insignia on it that goes well with the green socks and black shoes on his feet, although the socks are covered by tan pants. On one wrist there is a waterproof (hopefully butter proof too) watch, the other has a handcuff locked on it. Light's eyes trail down the chain of the handcuffs, only to find that Ryuzaki is nowhere to be found.

"Is this another test, Ryuzaki?" Light wonders aloud as he stands up to see if the door of this room is locked. It wouldn't surprise him if this was a test, as Ryuzaki already seems to be off his rocker about certain things, but it also would be unsurprising if this wasn't L's doing. Wouldn't he be covered in something sweeter than butter if this was L's idea? Then again if not L then...?

The door is unlocked, so Light wanders into the hallway in search of a washroom or Ryuzaki, whichever is found first. The chain drags along the floor behind him, but his buttery footprints already cover the castle floor so Light doesn't bother to pick it up as he goes in a random direction.  

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Because Light isn't trying to keep up an image, he can be as blunt as he wants. He doesn't care about what most other people think unless there is something to benefit from it. Yuuri is very optimistic and kind, he will forgive Light for being blunt. Evan is being annoying, so he can be offended and then leave. Light wont care.

Light doesn't know, nor care about NSYNC, so he goes onto the next point of discussion. "I just came out of a room labeling itself as the popcorn room, so it would be logical to believe that the butter is in relation to popcorn, not cannibals. And with how disgusting cannibals are, Yuuri, I doubt they'd change their dietary preferences if we just talk to them."

If words don't work for prevention against being eaten, there is always more forceful methods to use.

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Evan looked up at the sign declaring it to be a popcorn room, and then back at Light. He widened his eyes. "Boy, they're gonna crunch you like they've paid money to see Baby Momma and they're chewing the regret away." He shuddered and began to back away from both of them.

"You're a demon!" He pointed his index finger to Yuuri, thumb cocked up like a pistol. "And you're popcorn." He used his other index finger to point to Light. "Know who has two thumbs and two pointy fingers and who is getting the eff out of here before one of you eats the other?" Evan moved his thumbs together to form a 'W', his index fingers still extended. "Evan! So, thanks... for nothing."

Evan then began to dash away. "Buttery demons!"

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Yuuri heaved a sigh of resignation. Watching Evan flee, he just knew that sooner or later the man's anti-demon prejudices were going to be aired in the hearing of Wolfram. When that happened ... aiiiii.

"I'm really sorry to leave you like this, but I'd better go after him," he said to Light. "If I talk to him about demons, I'm sure he'll understand eventually!"

And the young Maou also dashed away.