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((Backdated to just after Henry Winter and Camilla Macaulay's wedding.))



Charles was antsy and bored and wearing a trench in the stone floor of his room from pacing. He needed distraction, somebody to talk to so he could avoid thinking about the honeymoon. Camilla would come back, yes, and his plan could go forward; but for now the fact that she was with Henry, on a honeymoon, was driving Charles crazy. But drink he would not, not after the last time. That just led to mistakes, and Charles refused to make mistakes. Not now. Not this time.

Which mean he couldn't go to Francis. Francis would just encourage him to drink. Or more. More was not a good idea. Richard was out, either - Charles was in no mood to deal with his unrequited melancholy over Camilla. This did not strike him as ironic in the least.

Charles was at a loss: he needed somebody, a friendly face. Someone who could take his mind off of what was likely happening in a hotel room in Mykonos. It occurred to him, somewhat belatedly and after some thought, that there just might be someone who could do that.

Susan. Camilla's friend and maid of honor.

Granted, he'd only just met her, but he'd liked her. Really liked her, not in a sexually predatory way but as a potential friend, and Charles had forgotten how good simple friendship could feel. It had been years since there'd been anyone who was just his friend. She'd seemed to like him, too. Maybe she'd be willing to help take him out of himself, stop him from sabotaging everything he wanted and ruining everything he'd risked.

Maybe she'd know what Camilla was doing.

With this in mind, he sent her an owl, carrying a bag of mini-marshmallows:

Susan,

Come to Hogsmeade with me for some hot chocolate and a change of scenery?

Charles

((Edited for more clarity on Charles' thinking. Shouldn't affect the actual RP at all. :) ))

Date: 2007-12-07 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
Susan laughed. "Go Fish? It would have been better for everyone if we'd all found something as innocuous as that. She didn't drag me into anything--unfortunately, I got into enough trouble on my own, leading a little squad of other children to attack the Whomping Willow with croquet mallets." Hey, it had seemed like a good idea at the time. "Needless to say, we lost."

From the sound of it, Charles had seen Camilla even less than Susan had, lately. It made sense--Camilla and Henry had both been insanely busy with wedding plans, and Susan knew full well she was worse than useless when it came to that sort of thing. While she had actually missed very few people in her life, she could nevertheless understand the feeling.

Date: 2007-12-08 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
Susan smiled, slightly wryly. "A friend of mine and I attacked it (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1177248.html#cutid1) this last Valentine's Day, and it was unreasonable enough to defend itself," she said. "My child-self thought revenge with a croquet mallet was perfectly logical. Then again, my child-self was also five years old at the time." She'd been a violent little thing, when angry--all the more so because all that violence had been compacted into a creature three feet tall.

She watched, bemused, as Charles paced in front of the door to the Room of Requirement. She followed him through the strange, warehouse-like room, and actually laughed when they emerged at the Hog's Head. That was a trick she'd never even heard about, let alone seen. "Now I see why you didn't need a coat," she said, glancing up and down the hallway. "How on earth did you find out about this? I had no idea, and I know a fair amount of little tricky shortcuts through the castle."

Date: 2007-12-08 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
Susan's memories of why the tree had been attacked were hazy at best--something she had inhaled had made her not only unable to shut up, but unable to filter what came out of her mouth. "I don't really remember," she said. "I popcorned once, and the first round of chocolate-induced childhood--I've gone through two, now--made me forget even more. Something to do with one a prank pulled at the party, that irritated me immensely."

She smiled again at his prevarication. "All right, I won't ask," she said, and actually produced the marshmallows from her pocket. "I figured these might be necessary. I dno't know if the wizarding world even has proper marshmallows." The Disc certainly didn't; she herself had only discovered them through Shaun.

Date: 2007-12-08 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
At least Susan knew what television was, and what commercials were, or she would have been utterly lost. Cold cereal was not something she was really familiar with, but she could follow the thread, more or less. In any event, he'd made her laugh again, which was quite an achievement. "Crunchy marshmallows sound vaguely...wrong," she said, taking a seat. "I wonder if the real leprechauns did it on purpose." The table was no greasier than the counter at Biers--rather less so, in fact; Biers had to contend with all sorts of foreign substances unheard of even in the wizarding world.

"Yes, please," she said. "Not much, though--too much alcohol kills the chocolate." She found herself wondering why he would have quit drinking--her own tolerance being what it was, she couldn't understand most people's reactions (or likes and dislikes) concerning hard liquor. She just hoped she wouldn't make a massive inhumanity-caused flub, as she so often seemed to do. If she did, perhaps it could be blamed on alcoholic cocoa.

Date: 2007-12-08 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
Bars were also home to Susan, in a way--well, one bar was, and this one was rather like it. At Biers she didn't have to try to be normal--at Hogwarts the idea of 'normal' was not nearly so onerous as in Ankh-Morpork, but there was still a standard. Here, her instinct told her she didn't have to try.

She laughed as Charles gave her her drink. "I know," she said, just as quietly. "This place reminds me of my favorite pub back home. In Biers, it always paid to order something clear, because Igor--that was the barman--would stick almost anything on the end of a cocktail stick." Occasionaly the regulars would place bets as to what disgusting thing they'd find next.

Susan herself was not one to talk of being a drunk--some of the stupider things she'd done here had been done under the influence of quite a lot of alcohol, not to speak of how much she'd drank when Stephen had been most pointedly Not Speaking to her. Both Shaun and Liz had been rather appalled, even knowing her tolerance.

Date: 2007-12-08 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
"Most alarming? I don't know, it might put you off your drink entirely," she said, dividing the minimarshmallows until both their cups were obscured by them.

Charles might as well have been describing Biers itself. "Exactly," she said. "Everyone will leave you alone--you don't have to put up a front for anyone." Once in a blue moon she had to deal with a bogeyman who was new in town, and thus didn't know any better (at which point they learned better, pretty damn quick), but beyond that she could enjoy her drink and her time in peace. Susan herself had hit rock-bottom on Halloween, when she'd actually degenerated into near-murder, and while she felt no need to quit drinking, she could, if she'd known, understand the sentiment quite well.

She knew nothing of Charles's thoughts concerning his sister, but, much like Camilla, his smile was infectious--it was warmer than Camilla's, too, without the strange aloof quality that infused so many of Camilla's. "Of course I did," she said. "I've discovered that cocoa isn't proper cocoa without them." It really was an odd thing, that she could feel so comfortable around him when she'd really only just met him--she hadn't really realized that it was because many of Charles's unconscious mannerisms were very much like Camilla's. It gave the impression that she'd known him much longer than she actually had.

Date: 2007-12-08 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
Susan was fully aware that she herself often didn't stop to realize just what some of the things she said might sound like, and she thought that perhaps Charles did the same thing at times, too. Certainly he didn't look as though he'd meant it to come off as it had, and it made her smile.

"No, indeed it does not," she said, with a gravity that was somewhat betrayed by the undeniable amusement in her eyes. "It's its own excuse, really. Normally I only drink cocoa when I'm extremely out of sorts--it's nice to have it when I'm not, for once." Well, all right, that was a lie, but it was a white lie, and therefore all right. In a sense she was putting up a front, just not in the way she ordinarily felt compelled to do--though she didn't know it, it was much the same sort of front as Charles himself often projected.

Date: 2007-12-08 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
"Where is Vermont, exactly?" Camilla and Henry had both mentioned it in passing, and while Susan knew it was in America, that didn't tell her much. So far as America went, to her mind, it was a big blob of a continent across the ocean.

She sipped at her cocoa, unwittingly giving herself a marshmallow mustache, which she wiped away somewhat sheepishly. "It was rather...draining, wasn't it? Especially coming so soon after Halloween--were you affected by Halloween, at all? Camilla and Henry didn't even know about it, but some of my friends and I most certainly did." Lucky them. "I hope they're enjoying Greece, at least, even if I don't really even know where that is, either."

Re: (( part 2 of 2 ))

Date: 2007-12-09 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
((Okay, I don't know WTF happened the first time I tried to post this, so here we go again))

She'd thought the passageway between the Room of Requirement and the Hog's Head was a neat trick, but that definitely trumped it. Susan had never heard of a charm that could do something like that, though it didn't surprise her that there was one. Her eyes traced the lines, turning them into something like a map in her head (complete with a distance key, because she was Susan and therefore weird like that.) Some of the similarities that Charles and Camilla shared--similarities of expression, of mannerisms--were almost unnerving, and she found herself wondering again if it was a trait of all twins, or if they were unique.

"He nearly froze to death?" she asked, looking at the little bright area that was Vermont. "We get snow in Ankh-Morpork--that's the city I live in, back home--but it never usually amounts to more than a foot. People don't tend to freeze to death unless they drink too much and pass out in a back alley somewhere." Which was a fairly common occurrence, especially in the Shades.

She had to translate 'north' and 'south' into something approximating hubwards and windwards, and came to the conclusion that the average temperature might be comparable to that of Genua (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genua), even if the geography wasn't swampland. In that case, Camilla and Henry probably were living it up in Greece, especially compared to everyone still stuck in frozen Scotland.

"How did you do that, anyway?" she asked, sipping her cocoa. "I've never seen a charm like that." She wondered (because she'd fixated on it so long that she had to wonder) what such a thing would look like to someone who'd taken her potion. She was impressed, and impressing Susan was not an easy thing to do.
Edited Date: 2007-12-09 03:07 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-12-09 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
It was a clever little idea, and not one she would have thought of. It was certainly much more innocuous than her own experiments, which tended to either involve explosions or psychotropic drugs.

Camilla hadn't said a great deal, really, though there had been bits here and there. "Apparently, Henry's been to that island before, and he was going to show her around some of the historical sites," Susan said, adding more minimarshmallows. "And they'll probably eat at restaurants with unpronounceable dishes, and automatically know what wine will go with what--I'll tell you one thing, I grew up in the upper classes, but Camilla has more taste in her little finger than I could ever dream of." At times it made her envious (much like Camilla's apparently perfect serenity), but more often than not she just thought it must all be far too much work to remember. "Apparently they've rented some little cottage on the beach, away from the tourists, and they'll be there two weeks."

Date: 2007-12-09 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
Susan had heard a very little about this Nana, who had apparently raised both the twins. She'd known their parents were dead--though whether Camilla had told her, or Henry, or if she'd just heard it in passing, she didn't know--but it would make sense that an older female relative would confer such taste on Camilla. Knowing absolutely zero about the genteel aspects of Southern society, she had no idea just how much of what had gone into making Camilla as she was today.

She saw nothing amiss with hearing Henry referred to as 'an odd duck'; he really was unusual, and Susan fancied he could be as prickly as she herself, if he wanted. She herself hadn't spoken to him, after the Incident, but given the fact that he and Stephen had actually gone and shot one another (stupid silly boys), it wasn't hard to imagine why someone would call him such. Even yet she had no idea that, but for Stephen's nineteenth-century obstinacy, Henry would have shot her, too, but if someone told her, she'd believe it. She liked him, but he was strange, and not someone you really wanted set against you.

Charles's words made her smile, too--he had hit square on the head a nail she hadn't even properly been aware of. Susan might technically be nobility, and in terms of sheer geography she'd been far more places than the entirety of the Greek class combined, but she did not have--and knew she did not have--that air of distinction, of class. She felt, in a word, common, and not in the way she enjoyed. That Charles could understand that told her that he was rather more like her than them--but then, she'd already inferred that from several little things, particularly his choice of pub. Camilla wouldn't be caught dead in a place like the Hog's Head, if she could avoid it, but it was just the sort of place Susan liked, because it was safely anonymous.

"You know, I was terribly jealous of your sister, once upon a time," she said, not stopping to wonder why she was confiding something like this to a man she had, when all was said and done, just met the other day. "Complete misunderstanding, of course, but at one point I had cause to think I ought to be, and I really was. I eventually decided, once my misconceptions had been straightened out, that it was not her fault she was so attractive, and that she might be worth knowing in spite of it." She took a long sip of her cocoa, warming herself to the tips of her fingers. "It makes me laugh, thinking of that now, but it didn't seem funny at the time. I would never have guessed she'd wind up such a friend."
Edited Date: 2007-12-09 05:50 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-12-09 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usethepoker.livejournal.com
Susan actually reddened slightly, making her ghostly birthmark stand out. "It's really quite stupid," she said. "Even at the time I knew it was, and it's so ridiculous I'm embarrassed about it now. Long story short, I thought she was involved with someone I was interested in at the time, and thus proceeded to think I had no chance, life was bleak, and the only option at my disposal was to quietly drink myself into oblivion." She snorted. "Of course, it was all baseless paranoia, and she wound up one of my few close friends."

The 'Milly' did not go unnoticed--clearly, Charles and Camilla had been close as children, which was understandable. Though she'd never had a sibling herself, Susan had worked with many children who did, and though they could occasionally drive one another mad, they were often really quite devoted to one another. They'd been lucky to have one another, especially having lost their parents.

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