The Wonderful Application of Oz

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

The kind that’s in a jar. ‘Cause it’s like cheese, only… it’s not.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Well, Carrottop probably wakes up every morning hoping someone would; so him, I guess. And I think we’re radically undervaluing a children’s caretaker that doesn’t have genitals.

3. What time is it where you are?

2:12 AM. Sorry, it’s sorta hard to be cute on that one.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?

Probably have the best chance with that Snape guy, since I’d be a zombie and he’s really pale. Pale enough to be up for some zombie loving? Only time will tell.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Ouch. Then you can say, “A rabbi, a priest, and a shaman walked into the bar, Ouch.”

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

…what if Fred and George were the same person, only born twice? It doesn’t matter, because Harry would be marrying the same person. And then the universe would collapse… which would mean that the elephants get off the tortoise. Huh.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

I would, but the answer involves secret societies, papyrophobic aliens, physics… scary.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I helped save the world a few times. And I play the electric bass. Mostly the guitar thing, actually.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

*Rummages through his pockets and pulls out lint, change, a reddish rock, his keys, canapé and a half melted chocolate bar. He pockets the key-chain, but otherwise leaves the rest. He shrugs* I promise to play you a song. Or not to. More likely you’ll want the ‘not to’. And I'd share the things I've learned to help me control my werewolf form. I’m more like The Incredible Hulk now.

Comments

[m4rk-cohen.livejournal.com]

((SETH GREEN FANGIRL SQUEE))
((Um, anyway.))


Not another werewolf. As long as you're not like Fenrir, though.
Is it sadweird that I laughed at that bar joke? I'm not sure.
I'm gonna say Gryffindor. *grin*

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

((Someone should apply as Dr. Evil. Confusion and laughter for all.))

Well, I do wear clothes more often.
No weirder than making the bar joke.

[cpt-pierce.livejournal.com]

You seem Gryffindor to me.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cool.

[fantastic-rose.livejournal.com]

I totally laughed at the jokes. Well done!

Apparently saving the world is a very Gryffindor thing to do. That's what they told me when I arrived, anyway.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

((Edited because even short sentences deserve periods.))

We could make a club.

[ninjaoftheramen.livejournal.com]

“A rabbi, a priest, and a shaman walked into the bar, Ouch.”

*laughs hard* That... that was GOOD! I'll have to use that for the next time I strike up a conversation with Sakura-chan!

I think you're pretty cool, so I'm voting Gryffindor so that you can be in the same house as me!

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

*laughs hard* That... that was GOOD! I'll have to use that for the next time I strike up a conversation with Sakura-chan!

That's how I got all my wimmins.

I think you're pretty cool, so I'm voting Gryffindor so that you can be in the same house as me!

Kay.

[5000yearold.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor.

The whole helping to save the world thing, and your general laid back attitude.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Huh. Funny that those two go together.

[shi-no-duo.livejournal.com]

I think you're a Gryffindor.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Kay, I'm in.

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

I like your taste in cheese.

I detest sounding like a follower, but definitely Gryffindor.


((More Oz love!))

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cool.

((I love him too! I know he's popular, so I'll be extra careful to keep him in character.))

[persofanservice.livejournal.com]

((OOC: While I only have a slight clue over the character, the answers made me giggle quite a bit. PArticularly the "Dumbledore: Undead Pervert" answer.))

Chii is confused by Oz's answer to Gyffindor answer. Where would the elephants get off, if they get off the giant tortoise? And wouldn't elephants on a giant tortoise hurt the tortoise?

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

((^_^ Thanks! He's a nice change from Emma, I think.))

No, because it's a giant tortoise. The elephants are giant too, since they are holding the earth on their backs, but they're smaller than the tortoise. I'd worry more about the snake. It's eating its own tail (http://www.infidelguy.com/heaven_sky_files/image011.jpg). It's not healthy.

*Flips over his guitar, showing her the picture*

[its-me-joan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, saving the world is definitely a Gryffindor thing.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

There are worse hobbies.

[king-bakura.livejournal.com]

((OOC: More.Oz.Love! *loving the app*))

*Although Bakura isn't participating in many of the applications, he does find this one slightly interesting; even if it's mostly for the fact that the answers weren't boring or highly annoying. Simple and short, though... Of course, the saving the world does make him wince*

Gryffindor. The world doesn't need saving.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

((^_^ So glad you like it!))

Thanks.

[unforetold.livejournal.com]

You saved the world, and you're not jaded. How refreshing. Gryffindor.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

How could I be? It just gets more fun every time. And sometimes... there's butterflies.

[redheadshizuka.livejournal.com]

You belong in Gryffindor, though I think you'd do okay in Ravenclaw too.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

Hufflepuff.

[mightiest-black.livejournal.com]

Know any songs about dragons?

Re: Hufflepuff.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if you don't mind it also being a metaphor for smoking pot.

[alucard-tepes.livejournal.com]

You're very much a Gryffindor, I think.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

...and now I feel at home again.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oh, awesome, another person with a sense of humor! I'd vote Slytherin, but there's no way you'd make it in. Plus, you're more of a Gryffindor anyway like everyone else has said. *grins*

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my version of ambition is completing a sentence.

It keeps me easily fulfilled.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

*Upper lip twitches up into a snarl, but after several moments of an internal monologue, his face smooths down again. However, his eyes keep a hard edge*

Yeah, well, I'm not up for that kinda thing.

...either thing.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Hm.

[irrepressible-c.livejournal.com]

Which children's caretaker has generals? That king on Mr. Rogers? But it's not like he's trying to make kids join the army. Barney is an insult to tyrannosaurs everywhere.

So did the secret societies swear you to secrecy about the aliens? Because that sounds really interesting. There are some aliens here, have you met any? One is a hitchhiker and one is a girl who makes burritos and can fly.

There are some other werewolves here, too. I guess they're both teachers--are you going to be a teacher? Can you teach me to play electric bass? I've only met one of the other werewolves, the one who teaches Transmogrification and doesn't like being a werewolf. People keep telling me I shouldn't meet the other. Do you like being a werewolf?

Can I have the chocolate?

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Po has an underground army. Him too. That's true. I agree.

No. It is. No, but I've seen weirder. All good skills.

I've noticed. *Raises an eyebrow* They are? Probably not. Sure. We should compare notes. They're smart people. No.

You can have a piece, if you promise not the share it with any adults. It- Actually, it would be amusing. But still, don't do it.

[icchan-nyoroyo.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

*nod*

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

*nod* The elephants get off the tortoise. Finally, an answer to that question that makes sense. World savers generally end up in Gryffindor, and I'm leaning that way for you. But you don't have much to bribe us with. Exactly how melted is that chocolate bar?

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

*Pulls it out* A little past 'melt-in-you-mouth' but not yet nutella in all but name.

*Hesitates* It's cursed chocolate, but it has no affect on children, so he should be ok. *Nods to the chibi* I keep it because it gave me a sobering image of the savagery of my own kind, and I respect that. Plus it was wacky.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor. Sometimes you have to follow the crowd....

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Like in case of fire.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Not only did you make Little Tom a very, very happy horcrux, you have a simply wonderful answer to the Gryffindor push question, and that's obviously where you belong.

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Gryffindor!

[researcher42.livejournal.com]

*Is too late for the sorting but manages to yoink the pocket lint anyway. Why? The world may never know.*