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My darling fashionistas and Pam,

I have the most wonderful news. My adopted son Michael has had the unexpected return of his fiancé Tinky Winky. I have never met the man but I am told he represents all that is fabulous. Michael is extremely excited at the prospect of his upcoming defloration.

Let us not be coy, ladies and gentlemen. The theme here is of things lavender and transgressive. We must serve foods that are symbolic of the bond Michael and Tinky Winky will be enjoying. I have in mind bagels and doughnuts. I have located some very promising textiles for use as tablecloths or maybe draperies for the hall. Swatches are enclosed. You must agree they transcend camp to become godlike in their stylishness.

Kelly is the leader of our merry band and I am told she has corresponded with the Big Winky himself, so I am hoping there will be some enlightenment as to his tastes. Michael says that Pam is a must on this Party Planning Committee, so, hello, Miss Pam. And I do not think I could face this task without aid from Sasan, who surely can find the suit that will make my Michael the most charming of princes. Should it be a tuxedo? Should he wear cowboy boots? I am told cowboys are of symbolic importance to the happy couple.

I await your responses with the fondest wishes. We should all meet to talk about this in person, too. Are there any clubs in Hogsmeade of the night variety?

'Big Hug' to you all,
Hedwig