Ducks about Furries and Dr. Phil

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(Mr. Quackers delivers. Notes are heavily warded and hexed to turn into a large, blue ball of flame for anyone else.)



Albus,

Over the past few weeks, I've been cultivating a relationship of sorts with Richard Papen. He's been teaching me Greek and I've been tutoring him in some basic spells. Flattery being the universal language, he's now under the impression he's some sort of prodigy and I'm very impressed with his work, etc. He's little more than average, to be honest, but I've told him that you might be interested in meeting him.

He's our weak link, Albus. Apart from the group, with a bit of coaxing, he shares far more than he realizes. He's also a compulsive liar, but that seems to center around his view of himself. You won't have any problem questioning him. Let me know when I might bring Richard by your office for some tea.

Also, I may have had a slight run in with Camilla Macaulay. I invited her and Henry for dinner this coming weekend - I'm hoping you'll join us? There will be several other people. I might specifically invite Richard, Charles, and Bunny. Why not make it a full house, yeah? And at the very least, seeing their reactions in a group would be telling. Camilla is a tough character, sir. She doesn't crack. We'll either need to push her harder or just go around.

Oh, and, off topic, but have you ever heard of Dr. Phil? He's brilliant. I heard him speak the other day. Quite amazing. I got you a present from the seminar!

~ Lily

(Mr. Quackers is carrying a package containing a t-shirt.)



Harry ~

Haven't seen you around lately, love. Everything all right?

I was in London the other day, and heard this Muggle, a Dr. Phil, speak. He was amazing. Anyway, I thought of you and picked you up a few things.

~ Lily

(Mr. Quackers is also carrying a package containing a t-shirt and a book.)



Son ~

Love you.

~ Mum

(Mr. Quackers is also carrying a framed picture of Lily, Harry, and Sirius, obviously taken recently. Oh, and a sweatshirt.)



Ginger ~

Went to see Dr. Phil. Seriously brilliant.

Try not to scare Carla away with the sensitive new you just waiting to be discovered. ;p

~ Red

(Mr. Quackers is also carrying a book and a t-shirt.)