Trillian (Tricia McMillan); Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

Trillian sighed, they were meant to be on their way to Milliways at the end of universe, but this really didn't look like it. Unless the restaraunt had gone for a castle look. Which she really doubted. She looked around. "Arthur? Zaphod? Ford?" She paused, not really wanting to call the robot since he annoyed her, but since there was no-one else. "Marvin?" She folded her arms and frowned. It was then she spotted the paper with questions. Well it was something to do while she waited.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese? Really you want me to talk about my favourite cheese?" Not had real cheese for ages, the Heart of Gold has a something that detects what you're craving to eat, but it doesn't manage certain things so well, also Zaphod doesn't know what a cow is, so finding what cheese is on Earth, a little more difficult. So really any Earth cheese is better, though not having it doesn't mean I'm not loving getting away from everything in space.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither, I'd introduce them to Marvin.

3. What time is it where you are?
"Time?" Don't really know anymore.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Okay now did Zaphod have something to do with this? Because I'm not answering it."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
42, since it seems to have caused a lot of problems, might as well make the answer useful. Or maybe Arthur's

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
You don't want my opinion for that, I left the guy who I liked and ended up being charged with kidnapping the president of the galaxy, which was his own doing. You know he even signed the order for Earth being destroyed. So there, you don't want my opinion.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Vogons, they like paperwork or maybe it's just Zaphod's doing. Either would explain it.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I have degrees in maths and astrophysics. I can also pilot the Heart of Gold, that is if Zaphod isn't pressing buttons randomly.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have the point of view gun, you could borrow that if you wanted, don't really have anything else to offer, I could tell you about the places I've been.


"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Trillian__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Trillian__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Trillian__.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Trillian__"

Comments

[insane-mil-cmdr.livejournal.com]

Which galaxy is this Zaphod the President of, precisely?

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"This one." She said a little confused. "Apparently he only won because people were voting for worst dressed life form." Trillian hid the smile at that thought as best she could.

[insane-mil-cmdr.livejournal.com]

Ah, that would account for why I've never heard of him. My own galaxy is...far, far away. So that means you are Human then, not Sebacean?

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"I am. You're probably better for not having heard of him, it was his fault me and Arthur were the last two humans for a while." Trillian could pin a lot of her problems on Zaphod.

[insane-mil-cmdr.livejournal.com]

I thought I understood that Commander Crichton was the only Human at large beyond this galaxy. Is it not the case that Humans have no capacity deep-space travel as yet, or did I misunderstand?

[daxtastic.livejournal.com]

"Astrophysics?" Dax was positively beaming. A colleague, by the sound of things! "Where did you study?"

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

Trillian smiled back. "London, Earth. Degree in maths too."

[daxtastic.livejournal.com]

"Math is a hobby of mine, but it's been lifetimes since I bothered to get a degree." Then, unable to resist a little number humor, Dax leaned forward with a grin. "What's 2k plus 2k?"

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"5k?" Trillian laughed.

Vote: Ravenclaw

[daxtastic.livejournal.com]

"Oh, so you've already heard that one!" Dax sighed. "Ah, well. It's those Vulcans. They invent one joke, and you never hear the end of it." She waved a hand. "But I'm rambling. I believe Ravenclaw would be the best fit for you."

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry to hear about your planet. Really, I--wait a second, isn't this planet called Earth?"

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"We got it put back."

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

She sighed. "Lucky you. How'd you go about getting them to replace a planet?"

[iknowhowtoqueue.livejournal.com]

"Tricia! Trillian!" Honestly, whatever! "How did you get here?"

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"Arthur!" It was Arthur she didn't really care which he called her. "I don't know. We were going to Milliways and then I was here."

[iknowhowtoqueue.livejournal.com]

"Well, I'm certainly glad you're here, and I bet Ford is as well."

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"Where's here though?"

[researcher42.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Trillian! How's it going? Everything OK? No Vogons chasing you? Still know where your towel is?"

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"Ford! No no-one chasing me. Is Zaphod around?"

[researcher42.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, he's around here somewhere. Or he was. It's possible he got bored and wandered off, you know how Zaphod is."

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"I'd like to hear about these places you've been, and any interesting headwear you might have encountered!" Unfortunately, while being the Sorting Hat meant lots of power and bribes, the lack of vacation time was a definite down-side.

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"Oh there was this one hat that Zaphod had made him think." She wasn't going to add another comment there about him thinking at all. "I'm sure I can tell you about lots of places, right now though?"

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"That sounds quite interesting. Hats can be so helpful if you just let them, don't you agree? I'd like to hear about at least one place you've been!"

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"Yes, very." Another comment not made. "Well there was Viltvodle VI." She went on to say about Humma Kavula and the a slightly confused explanation of the day of the great white handkerchief. "That was how we got to Magrathea and got the Earth back, well Arthur did and the point of view gun too."

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"My, what a strange place that sounds like." Like a talking hat can be a good judge of strange. "You sound like a very intelligent and well-traveled person. Do you like to drink?"

[littlmorespacey.livejournal.com]

"Oh it was." Understatement. "Thanks!" Trillian seemed to find strange a lot since she'd left Earth the first time. "Drink? Yes, sometimes." Little odd to have asked that but still...

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"Excellent! You'll fit right in!" Thus satisfied, the Hat makes its proclamation.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Your bribe is accepted!

Welcome to Ravenclaw!