Foxxy Love, Drawn Together

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

The front door slams open, to reveal a lovely dark skinned girl, dressed in a red off the shoulder tube top type of thing, and red short shorts, her thong riding up to her hipbones. Cause it's sexy. Not to mention the full luxurious fox tail dangling from her rear, and a red hat with fox ears. It can only be one person-

"Foxy Foxxy Love, y'all!" As she bursts into the sorting room, spinning a couple of times, then striking a sexy pose. "Captain Hero? Waldor? Anybody?" The tail begins to droop as she continues to look around the room, seeing none of the housemates. "What is this y'all? Some kinda trick or somethin'?"

Her eyes scan across the questionaire, as she plays with her tail bervously. "i dunno y'all, i ain't doin' no good at no tests." Much to her surprise, the words are written on the scroll by a moving pen. Which is good, cause Foxxy can't spell.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?Mhmmm, Foxxy Love loves a good solid hunk o'chedda. Mhmm-hmm!"

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?"Oohhh, that do be a hard one! I'da have to go with Barney, cause you just dohn know what kinda evil thing is unda that there suit it could even be a" shudder "Human!"

3. What time is it where you are? "It's always Foxxy time!"

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. "oooh, hunny, it ain't sexual harassment if'n they enjoy it." At which point she turns towards the camera, her face a model of sadness. "Least, that's what I keep tellin myself."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. "Foxxys lovin!"

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. "Why let those poor boys go to the gay, when they could have me, instead? Foxxy Love loves herself some redhaired boys."

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. "Foxy just don't know.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. "Well, there's my singin, and my lovin, and, well, I'm Foxxy Love!"

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. "Oooh." The girl turns on one foot, studying the room, a sultry smile on her face. "Well, all Foxxy Loves got to give is Foxxy love, and there's plenty of that to go around!

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____FL________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___FL________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers (which Foxxy don't wear) in a bunch. ____FL_______.
One day, Funk will rule the world. _______FL______"

Comments

[lemondrop-party.livejournal.com]

Another furry? It was like an epidemic. (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1292259.html?thread=66637539#t66637539)

"Hello," Albus said, a bit cautiously, to the ... vixen, he supposed. "What brings you to Hogwarts, Miss Love?"

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

"Oooh, hello big daddy!" Anyone with such a long beard and such a nice looking... robe... must have a lot of money. And Foxxy is always looking for a new sugar Daddy. Besides, it's not a furry thing. Actually, it probably is. But her tail starts a waggin as she gives Dumbledore a warm and welcoming smile. "Why, my own two feet a'course."

[lemondrop-party.livejournal.com]

"What a charmingly literal answer." Dumbledore gave the vixen his best grandfatherly smile, concealing perfectly his inner dismay. "I thought perhaps the school had been featured in the latest issue of Yiff Weekly, or whatever publication of note serves among that subculture."

Vote: Squib

[wobblingmolly.livejournal.com]

"If you know what's good for you, you'll stay far away from Fred and George," Molly said in her best avenging-mommy voice.

Re: Vote: Squib

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

"Aww..." Her tail wilts at the thought "But they be such cute boys!"

Re: Vote: Squib

[wobblingmolly.livejournal.com]

"That may be true, but you're... not their type."

[whosneverbeen.livejournal.com]

"Is the tail real?" Luna asked in her usual extremely tactful way.

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

Foxxy spins around a couple of times, trying to look at her own rear end. "What tail?" even as said tail raises into a question mark behind her.

[whosneverbeen.livejournal.com]

"The one you've got," said Luna patiently. "I imagine having a tail might make, well, you know... butttsex rather hard."

(Why yes, Luna did just go there. This should surprise nobody.)

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

(http://photobucket.com)

Even if you hadn't said cheddar.

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

"Ow?"

[usethepoker.livejournal.com]

Susan read the application and raised an eyebrow. While Foxxy's clothes were hardly what she'd find in good taste, her own present state was hardly tidy; and in any case, she was in far too good a mood to say anything.

"Is it singing, or loving, or both?" she asked.

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

"Why, both sugah." Foxxy waggles her eyebrows at the other lady. "If'n you lovin hard enough, they start singing. Or I do, or somethin."

[usethepoker.livejournal.com]

Susan considered this. "I don't see how that could work," she said, thoughtful. "Not actual singing, at any rate. I'd think it would require some kind of, ah, cogent thought to achieve." So said the woman with the truly fantastic case of sex-hair. "You sing for a living, then?"

[mischief-fred.livejournal.com]

"On behalf of myself and my four brothers - " Fred intentionally left Percy off the list " - it's nice to meet a bird who appreciates ginger-haired blokes." He smiled at Foxxy in a friendly, if slightly amused, sort of way. "Do you like Quidditch, too?"

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

She slips her arm through his, pressing up close. Personal space? Never heard of it. "Oooh, sugah, Foxxy ain't never heard of that position before. Is it like a Donkey Punch?"

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

"Can I get you a jacket?" 'Cause wow the nipplesnew girl looked cold.

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

"Oh, no hunny, I ain't cold! This place sure is warm."Just a constant state of fan-service!

[office-michael.livejournal.com]

A black woman! Michael had to have her for Dunder-Mifflin. As an African American and a chick, she would totally kill two birds with one stone when it came to diversity. And Michael loved diversity.

Anyway, she was a lot hotter than Stanley.

Eagerly, with a huge grin on his face, Michael approached her. "Heeeeeeeeey sister, soul sister, go sister, soul sister!" he exlcaimed exuberantly with a laugh at the end.

Rule number twenty-eight of management: Speak to people in their own language.

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

"Welllll-elll, what up whitey?" She holds upa gfist for a good power punch. Cause, white men have money, and like to pay bills.

[carriesapurse.livejournal.com]

Tinky Winky pranced into the Sorting Room. The Narrator had to read the application aloud to him. It made very little sense to him, because he was Tinky Winky, and these concepts eluded his fuzzy brain.

"Foxy?" he asked, curiously.

"One day, in Hogwartstubbyland, a foxy lady appeared," the Narrator confirmed in his oiliest tones.

(( note: in case you haven't seen Teletubbies before, the Narrator is audible to everyone, not just Tinky Winky. ))

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

`"That's Foxxy, with two x's little guy. Say, didn't I see you at Xandirs comin' out party?" She studies him. "LOOOOVe the purse, where'd ya get it?"

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"Oooh, where'd you get that tail?"

[lalalabia.livejournal.com]

"Well, sometimes I think I was born with it, other times I think it was from the prop department fer mah band." Some things, she cannot help. One of these things is putting on nice clothing.

Like hats.

So, she's gonna try and wear the sorting hat.

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[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

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