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Entry tags:
- 328 and 329,
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- brienne of tarth,
- bunny corcoran,
- charles foster ofdensen,
- charles macaulay,
- classes,
- dieter prohl,
- doug murphy,
- gillian bellever,
- gregory house,
- jack hodgins,
- john house,
- laura palmer,
- lily potter,
- mathayus,
- mayday parker,
- meg murry,
- mike callahan,
- minerva mcgonagall,
- oliver wood,
- phoenix wright,
- rachel morgan,
- robin of loxley,
- rogue,
- rp,
- shaun riley,
- sirius black,
- slartibartfast,
- stephanie brown,
- tara maclay,
- tyrion lannister,
- zelgadiss graywords
Transfiguration Class
Minerva knew that students rarely made it to class on time these days (if at all) and so she left the following instructions on the board:
Today we will be turning straw into cheese straws. Please take a handful of straw from the table back to your work space.
A wand is required for this class. If you do not own one, see me. I have loaner wands you may use for this class.
Once you have all your supplies in order, you may begin with the lesson. Take a single straw and set it on your desk away from anything else. Point your wand at it and say the incantation "Caseum verto" while envisioning the straw turning into cheese. Do NO say "CaseUS verto" lest you turn part of yourself into cheese.
Once you have succesfully tranfigured three straws, call for me to come inspect your work. Do not eat your materials until I have inspected them!
If you require additional assistant, raise your hand and I will come help you.
Today we will be turning straw into cheese straws. Please take a handful of straw from the table back to your work space.
A wand is required for this class. If you do not own one, see me. I have loaner wands you may use for this class.
Once you have all your supplies in order, you may begin with the lesson. Take a single straw and set it on your desk away from anything else. Point your wand at it and say the incantation "Caseum verto" while envisioning the straw turning into cheese. Do NO say "CaseUS verto" lest you turn part of yourself into cheese.
Once you have succesfully tranfigured three straws, call for me to come inspect your work. Do not eat your materials until I have inspected them!
If you require additional assistant, raise your hand and I will come help you.
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The straw stayed straw, and suddenly he was aware of the smell of cheese in and around some very personal parts of his anatomy.
He was afraid to move, and just sat there, his mouth hanging open.
"Seven fucking hells!" he muttered. "I... think we have a problem."
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House clenched his jaw to hold in a sudden fit on laughter. As it was, he ended up looking like a bratty child trying to contain the giggle. "You just turned your dick into cheese, didn't you?"
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He got carefully to his feet, leaving wand and straw on the desk so he could cup his crotch protectively as he began to awkwardly shuffle out of the classroom.
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Watching Tyrion leave, House waved cheerfully. "Good luck with that, Cheesedick!" He called, hopefully loud enough for the whole classroom to hear. For Tyrion's sake, he really hoped that he hadn't turned it into feta. That would be awkward. Hilarious, but awkward.