Ofdensen on WART WOT?

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Hello, this is Charles Foster Ofdensen, and I'm your DJ for tonight. Now, I'm contractually obligated to play a Dethklok song every time I get on the radio, so to start off, here is Dethklok's Thunderhorse.

Some people tend to say that Dethklok is a den of iniquity and drives children down the path of depravity. To them, I just say this: Violent Pornography. (System of a Down)

That usually distracts them long enough for Dethklok to produce another album. If it doesn't, well, I just warn them to serpentine. We have some requests here. This is from Mary to Josh, from the off Broadway musical and later movie Godspell, here's By My Side.

An anonymous request this time, requesting She Wants Revenge's I Don't Want to Fall in Love.

*moment of silence* Yes. Well.

Now, I know Fall Out Boy is an emo band, but this song can be an inspiration to a lot of people: This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race.

*sarcasm dripping from Ofdensen's voice* I met a charming young man in the Sorting Room. This song is for him: If You Were Gay. (Avenue Q)

Here are some more requests: from Molly to Devi and Nny, from Leslie Fish, here's...ah *clears throat* These Are Not The Ways To Get Laid

Interesting title.

I think I should end this WART on a foreign note for today. From the Swedish artist Nanne Grönvall, here's Håll om mig (Embrace Me)

If there are anymore floos, please submit them.