Three eggs in, Zoidberg started to notice some changes. His shell, formerly stalwart and rosy-hued, turned a squishy shade of pink. His claws, devastating weapons of destruction, became tiny and frail. He had those fancy opposable thumbs, all the young folks were on about!
And...what was this? Breasts? And a pert bottom?
"Hm. Must be that time of the month, I think!" Zoidberg shrugged, and went back to eating everything in sight. Only in a far sexier manner.
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Date: 2007-04-14 03:14 am (UTC)Three eggs in, Zoidberg started to notice some changes. His shell, formerly stalwart and rosy-hued, turned a squishy shade of pink. His claws, devastating weapons of destruction, became tiny and frail. He had those fancy opposable thumbs, all the young folks were on about!
And...what was this? Breasts? And a pert bottom?
"Hm. Must be that time of the month, I think!" Zoidberg shrugged, and went back to eating everything in sight. Only in a far sexier manner.