Owls [Semi-Open RP]

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

[[Set a few hours after Ofdensen's Sorting]]



I have set up a temporary office in Hufflepuff Tower. If you need to see me for anything, go to the broom closet across from the entrance and mutter the password 'Facebones'.

C. Ofdensen




To Professor Evans:

My name is Charles Foster Ofdensen, and I'm a recent arrival. I need a notice charmed so only certain people may read it, but I haven't...ah...quite gotten the hang of magic yet. Someone suggested asking you for your help, and if you'd be so kind to help me, I'd be grateful.

C. Ofdensen

Comments

Return note, sent with Hotdog the cannibal rat

[brutal-metal.livejournal.com]

((Written with a Dictaquill because Nathan cannot be bothered actually writing, so it carries his exact style of speech, unfortunately.))

Offdeanson O-F-D-E-N-S-E-N,

Stupid quill thing doesn't know how to spell Ofdensen.

Yeah, uh, I actually have a question. So, how hard is it to copyright... is that the right word? Uh, make something so that it's yours. Yeah, copyright. How do we copyright something? Because me and Pickles decided that we should copyright the act of puking. You know. Because it's brutal.

Nathan Explosion

P.S. Don't mind the rat, he won't bite. He's just been fed.

Re: Return note, sent with Hotdog the cannibal rat

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Nathan,

Copyright...puking, I read this right?

I'll look into it.

C. Ofdensen

[[He'll have a reply tomorrow.]]

Reply, a few hours later

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Nathan,

Vomiting cannot be copywritten. We can, however, register it as a trademark of Dethklok, particularly if it's the bloody vomit that you have a tendency to produce.

Is this acceptable?

C. Ofdensen

Reply, sent again with Hotdog the rat

[brutal-metal.livejournal.com]

Ofdensen,

Brutal.

What's a trademark? Is that the thing that that you write TM after? Because that would be metal, if we could write Dethklok's Puke(TM). I like it. We came up with ideas for the new show not long ago, and it involves puke. A lot of puke.

Nathan Explosion

Re: Reply, sent again with Hotdog the rat

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Nathan,

I...see. A show with a lot of...puke.

I'll draw up some new 'puke waivers' along with the standard pain waivers.

And yes. It's the TM.

C. Ofdensen

[doodily-doo.livejournal.com]

Ofdensen,

So, ah, yeah. Question! I mean, seriously, do we have to mutter the password? Because, you know, say I wanna shout it or, you know, sing it or somethin'. Would I not be able to get in? That ain't cool man. How do you even MUTTER anyway?


Cordially,
Pickles.

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Pickles,

I'd rather you didn't, but yes, you may shout it or sing it or whatever.

Also cordially,

C. Ofdensen

[doodily-doo.livejournal.com]

Ofdensen,

Friggin' brutal!

I'm gonna sing it.


Pickles.

Yard wolf to Ofdensen, chewed and drooled on

[secondfastest.livejournal.com]

((Repost.))

What's my mutter gots to do with anything? She ain't even here. thank Odin -Toki

PS: Do you has the house elves in the closet, cause I hates those guys.

Re: Yard wolf to Ofdensen, chewed and drooled on

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Toki,

No, I....You can just say the password there to see me. That's what I meant.

And no. No house elves.

C. Ofdensen

Return owl, heavily warded, charmed to explode for anyone else

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

Mr. Ofdensen ~

I'd be more than happy to help! I'll need a few more details, though, before I know what sort of charm would best suit you. Is this to a specific list of people or more to a general group? And, if so, would this group be fluid (ie 'everyone wearing a blue shirt') or fixed ('sixth years and older')? Also, how strong do you need this charm to be - will it need to filter out a lot of people for an extended span of time?

~ Professor Evans

Re: Return owl, heavily warded, charmed to explode for anyone else

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Professor Evans:

What I need charmed is a notice. It should be visible to everyone in Hufflepuff, save the four members of Dethklok. And the notice should only be up for a week at most. After that, new arrivals will get a notice from me directly.

Thank you for your help and consideration, Professor.

C. Ofdensen

Return owl, heavily warded, charmed to play punk rock music for anyone else

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

Mr. Ofdensen ~

That's not a problem at all. I'll need the names of the Dethklok members (incidentally, what in Merlin's name is Dethklok?) and then I'll be able to write out the charm. Do you want me to send you the instructions, try to teach you, or just charm the notice myself? Any of these is fine by me.

And you're quite welcome. I'm glad to be of assistance.

~ Professor Evans

Re: Return owl, heavily warded, charmed to play punk rock music for anyone else

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Professor Evans:

I think, in the event that I will need to do something like this again, that I should learn myself. If it is convenient for you, I'd like it if you taught me. However, the written instructions should suffice if you are too busy.

Dethklok is a death metal band, one of the most famous in the world. Save the bass player, William Murderface, the band has found their way here. Their names are:

Nathan Explosion
Pickles (I'm afraid that's the only name I have for him)
Toki Wartooth
Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Thank you once again,
C. Ofdensen