Application for Mario Mario

[mr-nintendo.livejournal.com]

((Sorry if I screwed up the accent))


1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Any cheese goes-a well with-a pasta!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Kill? I’m-a not a-really the killing-a type, sorry. If-a you want-a them stomped on, though, I’m-a your man!

3. What time is it where you are?

22:40. This-a question seems-a to be-a pointless, but that’s-a what I said about Super Mario Sunshine, and-a do they listen?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

I’m-a most-a certainly-a not the-a sexually harrassing-a type! I’m-a sure that’s illegal, in-a the Mushroom-a Kingdom at-a least. And-a Peach will-a hit me with-a her golf-a club if I answer this-a question, and-a that hurts.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Well-a…I don’t-a know who-a they are, but it all-a depends on-a their feelings, naturally. I’m-a sorry, but I-a can’t really answer this-a question.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

There aren’t any fire-breathing mutant turtles in-a your area. Get-a Bowser to kidnap your local-a princess. You can-a easily rescue her later, and-a he seems to enjoy burning it on-a his way out.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I’ve-a saved Peach more times than I-a can count. I can cook excellent-a pasta, and I’m-a also a plumber. I can also-a cheat-a death (no-a offence, of course).

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I’ve-a got a few 1-up mushrooms, they give-a you extra life, but I don’t-a know if they-a will work on someone who isn’t-a from the Mushroom Kingdom. If-a you ever have problems with-a giant turtles or-a broken toilets, I can be of service. If-a you want-a some home-made-a pasta, or you just want-a to hang out and-a talk, I’d-a be happy to oblige!