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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cream cheese. It's not really a cheese, but it's fun to lick off of people. *coughs* I mean...er...a fine Corellian cheddar. It goes well with wine. *nods sagely, tucking his hands into the sleeves of his robe*

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
A Jedi does not kill unless it is absolutely necessary, not even if his own life is in danger. That having been said, Barney's music is a mortal threat to anybody, but I would prefer to incapacitate him peacefully, if possible.

3. What time is it where you are?
Time is unimportant. All that matters is the Unifying Force. *checks his chrono* It appears to be a bit after the fifth chime, though.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Hmpf. Sexual harrassment is fun crude, at best, and awfully messy. Remus Lupin, by switching his books with erotica. Or maybe Snape, because I do like them tall, dark, and handsome.

5. If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It is the will of the Force. Also, Master Yoda enjoys playing tricks on people - such as filling their desk with mundane forms. He's been a little crazy for the past few centuries, you know.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Your own lightsaber? Alternately, time alone with me and my "lightsaber". *winkwinknudgenudge* I also have quite a few gizka sitting around - they keep multiplying, and they aren't good for anything, but perhaps they might be useful in potions of some sort? *shrug* Or, if you're hungry, I hear Wookiees are awfully tasty (just don't get their hair stuck in your teeth).