"What's that about my balls? Are you flirting with me, Genjyo?" He slowly looked Sanzo over, appreciating just how tight his pants were (did he even own a pair of underwear?), and didn't bother disguising his leer. "Yours would'a been too short for me. Hey, we both pretend to be monks. Funny, isn't it?" He stepped back and lifted the trailing veil of the gold crown, turning around so Sanzo could get a look at the back of his fake sutra as well.
"I'm the guardian of the 'Kama Sutra', of course. Care for a demonstration?" Turning back, he reached for one of the cups of punch he'd already poured -- and spiked; the flask was easily concealed in his billowing robes -- offering it to Sanzo with a pleasant smile.
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Date: 2006-11-01 07:18 am (UTC)"I'm the guardian of the 'Kama Sutra', of course. Care for a demonstration?" Turning back, he reached for one of the cups of punch he'd already poured -- and spiked; the flask was easily concealed in his billowing robes -- offering it to Sanzo with a pleasant smile.