Marius Pontmercy of 'Les Miserables'
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hh_mirrorAs translated from the original French.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Marius Pontmercy.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Marius Pontmercy.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Marius Pontmercy
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Marius Pontmercy.
(OOC: I’m playing Marius according to the book Les Miserables, just before he broke with Les Amis d’ABC and realized Cosette was pretty.)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Brie, I suppose. It’s not as expensive as the others, it’s filling enough to be an entire meal, and if I daydream whilst eating, I can imagine myself to be eating the desert course of a banquet.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Forgive me, but I don’t think myself capable of manslaughter unless my friends or someone I loved were endangered. I suppose I could be moved to commit physical violence against either if they disparaged Napoleon or insulted my honor.
3. What time is it where you are?
Ah… oh, that’s right. I, ah, pawned my pocket watch. *blushes* I believe it to be late in the evening.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harass? I would never do such a thing!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
Whatever you think best, and whichever does not offend my honor or my morals.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
My financial situation hasn’t gotten that bad. Ah… Courfeyrac, my best friend, says he could always get me a job at the Café Musain if I, for whatever reason, lose my job translating.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, whom has he seen that has set his heart afire with passion? Who has changed his life with a glance, a smile, a dropped handkerchief with mysterious initials?
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
That happens to me more often than I care to admit. Have you carefully observed your friends, neighbors, or employers? Courfeyrac usually puts his law homework under mine in the hopes I’ll accidentally do it for him, and sometimes my friend Enjolras gives me pamphlets to distribute and they mysteriously remain on my desk, no matter how many times I try to shift them or pass them out. My neighbors sometimes leave letters begging for money on my desk that I’m sure weren’t there when I left to go turn in my work and receive my paycheck. And whenever I go turn in the day’s paperwork, I usually get a larger stack of paperwork as a reward.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Oh, my grandfather had you ask that question, didn’t he? That ... that... that royalist! He thinks I’m completely without merit since I moved out of his house, with his antiquated, bourgeois values, and embraced the philosophy of the father he estranged me from! Well, long live the Emperor, grandfather, and just to let you know, I am not worthless, and I am a baron (like my father!). I can speak German, English, French and Latin, and I’m fluent enough in each to regularly translate any document in one language to the other. I passed the bar with flying colors, even if I don’t have a position in a firm just yet, and my poetry is almost as good as my friend Jehan Prouvaire’s, and he’s planning on making a career out of poetry.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I don’t have much; I suppose that’s what comes of spending your days daydreaming. Theoretically, I own half of Courfeyrac’s library. We’ve got law books and (Courfeyrac’s contribution) several tattered romance novels. Ah… I’ve got an extra pair of boots, and some battered furniture. I’d offer my good suit of clothes, but I need them. I do have an extra black cravat and a top hat I no longer need, since I finished sitting for my exams. I can do translation work or offer free legal advice.
I thank you for your time, my good Messieurs, Mademoiselles, and Madames. I await your responses with eagerness, and in the lapse of time, I will be content to dream.
Brie, I suppose. It’s not as expensive as the others, it’s filling enough to be an entire meal, and if I daydream whilst eating, I can imagine myself to be eating the desert course of a banquet.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Forgive me, but I don’t think myself capable of manslaughter unless my friends or someone I loved were endangered. I suppose I could be moved to commit physical violence against either if they disparaged Napoleon or insulted my honor.
3. What time is it where you are?
Ah… oh, that’s right. I, ah, pawned my pocket watch. *blushes* I believe it to be late in the evening.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harass? I would never do such a thing!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
Whatever you think best, and whichever does not offend my honor or my morals.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
My financial situation hasn’t gotten that bad. Ah… Courfeyrac, my best friend, says he could always get me a job at the Café Musain if I, for whatever reason, lose my job translating.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, whom has he seen that has set his heart afire with passion? Who has changed his life with a glance, a smile, a dropped handkerchief with mysterious initials?
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
That happens to me more often than I care to admit. Have you carefully observed your friends, neighbors, or employers? Courfeyrac usually puts his law homework under mine in the hopes I’ll accidentally do it for him, and sometimes my friend Enjolras gives me pamphlets to distribute and they mysteriously remain on my desk, no matter how many times I try to shift them or pass them out. My neighbors sometimes leave letters begging for money on my desk that I’m sure weren’t there when I left to go turn in my work and receive my paycheck. And whenever I go turn in the day’s paperwork, I usually get a larger stack of paperwork as a reward.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Oh, my grandfather had you ask that question, didn’t he? That ... that... that royalist! He thinks I’m completely without merit since I moved out of his house, with his antiquated, bourgeois values, and embraced the philosophy of the father he estranged me from! Well, long live the Emperor, grandfather, and just to let you know, I am not worthless, and I am a baron (like my father!). I can speak German, English, French and Latin, and I’m fluent enough in each to regularly translate any document in one language to the other. I passed the bar with flying colors, even if I don’t have a position in a firm just yet, and my poetry is almost as good as my friend Jehan Prouvaire’s, and he’s planning on making a career out of poetry.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I don’t have much; I suppose that’s what comes of spending your days daydreaming. Theoretically, I own half of Courfeyrac’s library. We’ve got law books and (Courfeyrac’s contribution) several tattered romance novels. Ah… I’ve got an extra pair of boots, and some battered furniture. I’d offer my good suit of clothes, but I need them. I do have an extra black cravat and a top hat I no longer need, since I finished sitting for my exams. I can do translation work or offer free legal advice.
I thank you for your time, my good Messieurs, Mademoiselles, and Madames. I await your responses with eagerness, and in the lapse of time, I will be content to dream.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Marius Pontmercy.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Marius Pontmercy.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Marius Pontmercy
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Marius Pontmercy.
(OOC: I’m playing Marius according to the book Les Miserables, just before he broke with Les Amis d’ABC and realized Cosette was pretty.)
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