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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don't know about you, but I've never had any before. Cheese became an Abomination Unto Nuggan before I was born, so I've never had the chance to try any.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kill them? What for? I don't even know who they are. The only reason I would kill someone was if they were trying to stick a sword through me or my mates.
3. What time is it where you are?
About midday I would guess.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harass? I woundn't do anything like that, but I don't know about this Dumbledore person so I guess he would harass whoever he wanted.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Well, I did tend the bar in The Duchess with my dad before I enlisted, and one time all the lights went out. That counts doesn't it?
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
First off are you sure they're all men? It can be quite hard to tell you know. In any case this Harry person should be able to marry whoever he wants.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Just a thought but it could be because other people keep on putting more paperwork on it. Either that or you have an ineffective filling system.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Well, I have experience in soldiering and running large inn, I know a trick or two and have a knack for staying alive, and I was also trained by Mister Fox, so I know cunning.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have connections with some of Borogravian's top military leaders who owe me a few favors. I also know where I could get a bottle of the alcohol berverage of your choice.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don't know about you, but I've never had any before. Cheese became an Abomination Unto Nuggan before I was born, so I've never had the chance to try any.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kill them? What for? I don't even know who they are. The only reason I would kill someone was if they were trying to stick a sword through me or my mates.
3. What time is it where you are?
About midday I would guess.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harass? I woundn't do anything like that, but I don't know about this Dumbledore person so I guess he would harass whoever he wanted.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Well, I did tend the bar in The Duchess with my dad before I enlisted, and one time all the lights went out. That counts doesn't it?
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
First off are you sure they're all men? It can be quite hard to tell you know. In any case this Harry person should be able to marry whoever he wants.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Just a thought but it could be because other people keep on putting more paperwork on it. Either that or you have an ineffective filling system.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Well, I have experience in soldiering and running large inn, I know a trick or two and have a knack for staying alive, and I was also trained by Mister Fox, so I know cunning.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have connections with some of Borogravian's top military leaders who owe me a few favors. I also know where I could get a bottle of the alcohol berverage of your choice.
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