Wolfram and Roxy's Duel ((Open RP))

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

((This is a duel between Wolfram and Roxy, though curious onlookers are to be expected and encouraged.))

Wolfram finished writing in the grass, with chalk, a circle with the diameter of 4.55 metres. It was the same size as the traditional Dohyo, which was from a sport that he came into unfortunate contact with during his duel with Yuuri. Still, it was an alternative to actively hurting a woman, as irritating though she might be. Though Wolfram might find doing such a thing difficult with a one tonne stone. Two such stones awaited use just outside the circle, and Wolfram suspected only one will ever leave the ground.

What was he thinking? Like a girl that small could ever lift such a thing! She was just trying to frighten him. Fine. If he couldn't use a sword, he'd push Roxy out any way he could.

Wolfram turned to anyone who might be watching.

"The duel between Roxy Spaulding, Gryffindor, and Lord Wolfram von Bielefeld, Hufflepuff, will soon begin! Let it be known that this terrible event could have been avoided, if only Miss Spaulding had apologized for the insult against my fiancé and King, Shibuya Yuuri! As I was the one who challenged her, Miss Spaulding has chosen the weapons. The weapons are one tonne stones." He faltered slightly at this, but then continued. "It will begin at the sound of the buzzer, and end when one of us is either pushed out of the ring, knocked unconscious, or dead. And, of course, she can always forfeit."

"Who wants to ring the buzzer!?"

Comments

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

"You're such a loser," Roxy said as she stepped into the ring. She looked at the stones and gulped. It would take all of her concentration to manipulate the heavy weight with enough skill to avoid squashing Wolfram flat. He was a jerk, but he didn't need to be a two-dimensional jerk. She suddenly realized that Wolfram might have a better chance than she thought.

[sbisawesome.livejournal.com]

Strong Bad sauntered up. "Is this like a carnival game or something? Ring the buzzer and win a prize? Sure, I'll ring that buzzer. I better win something good though. Like a stuffed The Cheat or a sack of grumblecakes or something."

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

"You will win a place in Hogwarts' history, and no doubt be the subject of many of Roxy's nightmares to come."

[sbisawesome.livejournal.com]

"Hmmm. My name will go down in history? Like it wasn't gonna go down in history already. I mean, I am the sovereign lord of Strongbadia."

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

"Then it is only fitting that a lord will signal the beginning of the match." Wolfram hands him his buzzer. "I will tell you when it's time. Will you be able to manage it with those gloves on?"

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

"We will see who is the winner and who is the loser after this match, wench!" He angrily turned his back from her, holding the buzzer. "I am just waiting for more witnesses to your inevitable humiliation!"

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

"Jeeze, I've never seen a guy so eager to have an audience when he gets his butt kicked. Are you one of those maso-thingy weirdos?"

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

"No, Roxy, I am not one of your dates."

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

"Well, duh. You're too short and scrawny."

[ryuk-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Ryuk looked at the duel area, laughing. "This is going to be fun." He flew behind Wolfram and whispered, "Hey, make her pay for disrespecting your king. Show no mercy." He also flew behind Roxy, "This guy thinks he can beat you easily. Prove him how wrong he is by humiliating him." Ryuk then flew outside of the circle and hovered there. "May the best being win!"

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

"She disrespected my king and my fiancé." He gave a stern nod. That Spaulding girl was going to pay!

[manriki-chan.livejournal.com]

Gogo was taking Kuro-pip for a walk when she noticed the commotion. A fight? It wouldn't be to the death, of course - stupid no-kill rule - but it might be fun to watch. She picked up her devil and smiled.

"You're going to hit each other with one-tonne stones?"

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

"No. She is going to try and fail, and then we will laugh at her."

[manriki-chan.livejournal.com]

"You're very confident. Do you often throw one-tonne stones at people?"

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Wolfram appears uneasy. "I will not reveal my secrets before the match."

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji had been on his way to chop wood. Because it was exercise, and exercise was good, and chopping things to pieces made him feel less like trying to dismantle Hogwarts with his bare hands. Except this looked like a fight, and that would be more interesting, and hey, it would be fun to see Wolfram getting squished!

With a flip of his ponytail, he sauntered up and stood outside the ring, patting one of the stones. Heh. As Hogwarts's peacekeeper, he really ought to just explode the thing or maybe melt it down, but Ryuuji didn't really feel like being responsible today. Instead, he shot Wolfram and Roxy a bright, innocent grin, "Good luck, both of you. Let's have a nice, clean fight."

That said, he stepped back, intending on keeping himself a safe distance from the fight.

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Wolfram just unbuckles his sword and sheath from his belt, and hands them to Ryuuji. "Here, Ryuuji, you are the only person here I can trust with this. Keep it safe until I am done schooling this human wench in manners."

He then smartly turns away, walking into the ring.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

"...?!" Utterly bewildered by why he, of all people, should be considered trustworthy, Ryuuji took the sword and sheath carefully. Huh. He felt a little bad now about having wished Wolfram to do badly, so called after the other, "Right, best of luck!"

That said, he settled down to watch the fight, sitting cross-legged with the sword and sheath resting in his lap. This should be interesting, to say the least.

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Wolfram limped back to Ryuuji, holding himself as if he had won the duel with a daring feat of strength and not on a technicality. He held out a hand, imperiously. "Now return my sword to me."

He looked out at Roxy's retreating form. "She was overcome with fear and lost her concentration. It is obvious she has never received a soldier's training!" And it was also obvious that Wolfram was doing everything he could to make people forget the image of him twirling in the air.

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

Roxy stepped into the ring and cracked her knuckles. She made a big show of taking off her leather jacket and tossing it to the side, revealing her superhero costume underneath. After sliding on her fingerless gloves she pushed her pink streaks out of her eyes.

"Okay. Let's kick this pig," she said.

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Wolfram is the opposite, carefully making sure that his uniform is properly buckled and straight before running a hand through his shining hair. He makes a face at her turn of a phrase.

"You are a very sad, nasty little girl, and I will enjoy seeing the tears of pain in your eyes." He steps into the ring and hunches down into a ready position, as he prepares to dodge a one tonne stone.

He waits for the buzzer.

[sbisawesome.livejournal.com]

"All right, ladies. On your mark, get set, GO!" Strong Bad buzzes the buzzer.

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

At the sound of the buzzer Roxy threw her hands out in the direction of the stone closest to her and focused her powers. With a gasp she lifted the rock off the ground and hurled it at Wolfram as hard as she could.

[ryuk-shinigami.livejournal.com]

"Aww come on. There hasn't even been bloodshed! Keep fighting. Who cares if a small rule has been broken? Make the opponent suffer! Make things fun!" Ryuk waited for the battle to keep going.

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Roxy had already left, and Wolfram was too busy glowing in his (kinda sorta) victory to care.