PUU!

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Puu? Puuupuppuuuu puu pupuu puu pu puppu puuuuuu! *holds up plate Brie*

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
PUU! Puu pupuppuu puu puuuu! *curls up ears, turns forehead jewel orange, and falls down*

3. What time is it where you are?
Pupuupuu! *holds up watch, with the hands bouncing off from the space on springs- obviously wrecked*

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Puu, puupuuu! *holds up pad of papers, the top on being a picture of sirius black, before throwing the entire pad of papers all around the room*

5. If you are pushing to be in:

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Puu! *points inside large open mouth* Puuupuu! *points at forehead jewel*

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Puuu.... puu! *forehead jewel glows- produces alot of food, clothing, and other such things.*