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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like the sandwich singles I get out of the refrigerator.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney is just as annoying as Hanson. Bleh! But I shouldn't be killing people. I'm going to be a hero like my grampa, Barry, and so killing people wouldn't be the best way to do that.

3. What time is it where you are?
It's been 8 o'clock for about 15 seconds, already! It's time for another videogame break.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Another person coming back from the dead? Does that happen a lot in this universe too? Hey... Wait, what was the question again?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
None of that mythology stuff makes any sense. It's something about stars, wolves and cities and stuff. Harry should just pick Fred since he comes first in the phrase "Fred and George."

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can vibrate any part of my body and give some really great massages in no time.