Application: Yami no Bakura

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Do explain to me what cheese has to do with anything? Che. Cheese is not something one should base their opinion on anyways. *snorts*

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Who the hell are they? Who would I kill first? Whichever one got between myself and what I am going after, obviously.

3. What time is it where you are?

11:28pm. Why does this matter?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

I wouldn't. There would be no point unless it gets me where and what I want.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

I do not push to be in anything. I simply take what I want. However, just to simply answer each one, because I simply can and this application bores me...

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

I have no need to bartend, however I can do numerous things in the dark and do it well. Being of the darkness gives one that advantage.

However, seeing as this "House" seems most fitting for me, I think I'd rather like this place. Plus, thanks to Ryuuji, I am now free, so I do think I owe him - a few drinks? Would you care to take me up on that offer, Ryuuji?

B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument..

I don't care who marries who. That does not influence or make any difference in what I want, so what is the point in such an opinion? To prove that I have some sort of knowledge of previous relationships that have been same sex? Either way, the question is rather pointless since I really do not care.

C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it..

I am smart, very smart.

You're obviously not disposing of it or not doing a good job at it. When you want something done, you do it yourself. Or learn that the hard way.

You could always simply burn it. That would be fun and entertaining.

D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless..

I am definitely not useless. I am smart and clever and am a great-master thief. I keep to my honour most of the time and don't waste my time on anyone that isn't worth it. That, you see, makes me far from useless; among every other trait that I have.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

You squib me and you will regret it. I am a master thief and can steal things quite easily. If it is items you wish, than perhaps I could provide them for you. Needless to say, any items I give will not be of my own. It is quite obviously why you will not squib me. If you do, it shows how pathetically foolish you really are.