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*Pursuant to a discussion on the Secrets Board, Logan tacks up a few sheets of paper to the wall nearby.*

Survey for the School's Post-Dead Members

This poll is solely for the purposes of giving the rest of us who haven't died some idea of what to expect. I am not out to get you. And even if I were, that would not be why I'm doing this. Promise.

Feel free to write in any additions that occur to you.

1. Name (optional)

2. Manner of death.

3. How would you describe the circumstances leading to your death?

(a) Completely my own fault.
(b) Partly my fault, partly another person's/multiple people.
(c) Entirely another person's fault.
(d) Total accident.
(e) Other (explain)

4. Was dying painful?
(a) Like going to sleep.
(b) Somewhat painful.
(c) Very painful.
(d) OMG, how can you even ask that?! It was excruciating! It was the worst thing that's ever, ever happened to me, and I'll never, ever, get over it. Even if I am sort of technically over it here.
(e) Other (explain)

5. How was the afterlife?
(a) What afterlife? I don't remember anything between being dead and coming here.
(b) Torture.
(c) Joyous.
(d) Boring.
(e) Other (explain)

6. On the whole, do you prefer:
(a) Being dead?
(b) Or being alive?
(c) Other (explain)