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[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Regina George from Mean Girls.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ugh, cheese smells nasty. I can't eat cheese, anyway. Don't you know I'm on an all-carb diet?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Ew. He creeps me out.

3. What time is it where you are?
Meh, I don't wear a watch. Unless it matches my outfit.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Ew, that is seriously gross. Like, who'd want to hook up with a ghost? And wouldn't it be hard since he's like, not corporeal and stuff? And who the hell is the Order of the Phoenix, anyway? It sounds like some lame organization the weird sci-fi geeks would make up and has some kind of dorky secret handshake or something.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Please, I'm only seventeen! I don't go to bars. And hello, my parents are loaded. Why would I have to work?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Again, ew. Although Harry's on the right track going after an older man. I'm so over high school boys. And as for the mythology thing, what is there to say about it? I mean, same old crap, different myth... crazy ancient Greeks all marrying their sisters and then falling in love with their mothers and killing each other all the time. And occasionally slaying gross creatures with like three heads or something. So I guess Fred and George would like, marry each other and then Harry would fall in love with the twins' mother while getting pregnant with the Fred's love child--or George; I can never keep track. Those Weasley twins are kinda hot, though.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Um... because your job sucks, or else you suck at it. Duh.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Hello, I'm the most popular girl at school. And I'm a pretty badass field hockey player.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well, you'll have the queen bee of the school in here, so that's always a good thing. And my parents are rich so money is absolutely no object.

Also, with my field hockey skills, I'd probably be pretty good at quidditch too. I think I'd make a great beater. My shrink says it's good for me to take out my aggression issues in a healthy manner, and beating some bludgers would be perfect!

Comments

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

He's not my "life partner".


I have no doubt I'll be seeing you in detention at some point. You'll find out how creative I can be then.

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

So it's not platonic? Oh my.

And I do look forward to seeing your creativity someday. I'm sure I will be duly impressed.

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck would you even CARE how platonic it is or isn't? Since you're calling him my husband you're already convinced that it isn't. But unless you're planning on propositioning me or him it's really, really NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS!!!!

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk. So touchy. You'd think I was actually on to something!

Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

You know, it'd be a lot cleverer if you weren't going on about something that's been the idle gossip of idiots for months before you showed your smirking face.

Still doesn't answer why you'd care. Are you hoping for a fucking SHOW or something?

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

Has it now? Well, well.

Would you like to give me a show? Because I think you're doing quite well so far.

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

What. The hell. Is your PROBLEM????

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

Aren't you having fun, Mr. C? I know I'm enjoying myself.

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

*snarls and storms off, bitching under his breath about the no-kill rule*

[kisukeurahara.livejournal.com]

Speaking of pimps life partners, how is Aizen, Ichimaru-san? ^_^

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd like to know.

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

I know I would~!

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

*still in a disturbingly good mood because of the spiked tea (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/487767.html)*

I suspect he entertains himself by doing obscene things with those Hollow holes...

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

...Probably.

*is very weirded out hearing this come from Byakuya, of all people*

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Oh... was all that out loud? Excuse me. Hello, Rukia. ^_^

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

Hello, nii-sama. You seem... cheerful.

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Do I? I guess I am. How are you?

[kisukeurahara.livejournal.com]

May I grope you, Byakuya-san?

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

...Fine. I'm fine. Did something happen?

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

I would never have expected to hear such things coming from you, Byakuya.

By the way, how are you doing? I haven't heard from you since you left in such a hurry before.

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I didn't mean to say such out loud...

I'm very well, thank you~. Did I? How rude that must have seemed. I apologise.

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

*hopeful that whatever happened to Byakuya before may have happened again*

Oh, well, apology accepted. Would you like to come with me for another, ah, walk by the lake?

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

*has the very distinct urge to stab Gin -- with Senbonzakura, that is -- for all of five seconds, but the feeling passes*

Hmm... I'm glad. I wouldn't want you mad at me. A walk? That might be nice. I wonder how the water is.

::Screened for Byakuya and Gin::

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

Probably far too cold to be enjoyable. Hmmm... you know, I hear the prefects have a very nice bathroom with a large tub hidden somewhere on the fifth floor. Maybe not as good as Seireitei's hot springs, but it might be nice, don't you think?

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

...*doesn't like where this is heading*

*gives Byakuya doe eyes* Nii-sama, you said I could have a story! *pout*