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The pony-sized unicorn who appeared in the Sorting Room gasped in dismay upon seeing her new surroundings. These walls, the table, the floor... "Oh no no no no, this won't do at all!" The interior decorating was a far cry from that of her native Equestria, where the buildings were as much confectionery as they were architecture.
She trotted from one wall to the next, her anxiety increasing. "Whoever decorated in here should be put on notice! No, this is awful. Ugh, that's what they decided to go with?" The table and chair that she finally reached simply got a shudder. But there was something on the table, and she supposed that it should be examined. With any luck it would be a letter giving her free rein over redecorating this awful room and a blank check. Her horn glowed softly as she levitated the parchment over to her, skimming over it and giving a moue of disappointment as it turned out to be nothing but a questionnaire.
( Look upon me, Equestria, for I AM RARITY! )
"I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Rarity
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Rarity
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Rarity
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Rarity"
The pony-sized unicorn who appeared in the Sorting Room gasped in dismay upon seeing her new surroundings. These walls, the table, the floor... "Oh no no no no, this won't do at all!" The interior decorating was a far cry from that of her native Equestria, where the buildings were as much confectionery as they were architecture.
She trotted from one wall to the next, her anxiety increasing. "Whoever decorated in here should be put on notice! No, this is awful. Ugh, that's what they decided to go with?" The table and chair that she finally reached simply got a shudder. But there was something on the table, and she supposed that it should be examined. With any luck it would be a letter giving her free rein over redecorating this awful room and a blank check. Her horn glowed softly as she levitated the parchment over to her, skimming over it and giving a moue of disappointment as it turned out to be nothing but a questionnaire.
( Look upon me, Equestria, for I AM RARITY! )
"I have read the
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I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Rarity
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Rarity"