In which Elves discuss uncomfortable matters (Closed RP: Elrond, Glorfindel

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Elrond had recently seen an extremely strange sight in the Forbidden Forest. A sight both strange, and deeply unsettling, and certainly not the sort of thing that an innocent person taking a stroll in the woods should have to come upon. Two men- well, a man and a creature that looked similar to a man with wings- had been engaging in unspeakable sexual acts, right out in the open. Being an Elf, Elrond considered the forest to be a very public sort of place.

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Owls to Dethklok

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Packages were sent to each member of Dethklok. Enclosed in each package was a bulletproof vest in the correct size and a helmet. Attached to the vest was a note:

I suggest wearing these to the Muggle Studies class tomorrow. Magic school or not, they're still guns.

Charles Ofdensen