Roxy and Damien One-Shot

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

((I wrote this as one long post, but after reading it through I decided that it would be easier to follow if I broke it up into comments.))

Roxy sat in the Great Hall early one morning, munching on a chocolate muffin. It was obvious from her rumpled appearance that she was not up early, but in fact up very, very late. Propped in front of her muffin and pumpkin juice was a copy of Hippogryff Beat (Puddlemere United: Hottest Quidditch Team? You Decide!). Roxy read the magazine with interest, taking time to intently study the abs of the team's Seeker.

Owl to Mr. Darcy

[fabpenny.livejournal.com]

( Owl to Darcy, unwarded, with a pink lily of the valley in its claw )

Inspired by IRC

[dinosaurman.livejournal.com]

Once upon an evening dreary, fingers tapping, weak and weary,
In a channel I had frequented many times before,
While I chatted, LOLed and ROFLed, suddenly there came a pinging,
DISCONNECTED kept me from reading more of Homsar’s lore.
"WHY U DO THIS?" I cried, begging him to give me more -
Quoth Kojiro, "404."

WART #74: The Gayest WART Ever! (That's what SHE said!)

[office-michael.livejournal.com]

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooood morning VietNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" shrieked a man's voice throughout all the radio speakers positioned around Hogwarts. A long pause followed, as though the speaker were somehow waiting for a response from the listeners. The end of that pause was punctuated by a hissed sort of snickering, laughter lodged in the back of the speaker's throat, dying to escape like steam from an erupting volcano. Finally, the voice spoke again.

"Hello, everybody, I~~...am Michael Scott, regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmeade, and I am about to lead you through a comedic and musical journey through the anals of gay history." Yes, he meant annals. "In fact, I declare this month to be gay history month. If secretaries get a day and blacks get a week, then gays should get a whole month, because it really SUCKS to be gay." Little did Michael know that there actually is a Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender History Month in the UK. That would have required actual awareness, of which Michael was sorely lacking.

( The Gayest WART Ever! )

Sockpuppetry Attempt #1: Darkwing Duck + Foamy

[terrorthatflaps.livejournal.com]

((Because KMAP suggested it. :D I feel it uberly sucks. But hell if I know what else to do with it.))

( No, really, it's NOT a joke... )

Roran Garrowsson, The Inheritance Trilogy

[stronghammer.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Ok’d by Eragon-mun! Roran is illiterate, so please assume the quill is writing for him, but his answers are out loud.))

A tall, brown-haired youth stumbled through the doorway. "Oops…" he said, to no one in particular. Gripping the blacksmith’s hammer that hung at his waist and grasping his shield, he scanned the room… to find nothing but a desk and chair. Approaching the desk, he found a piece of parchment, along with a quill. The parchment had letters on it, but he couldn’t tell what they were. Suddenly, the quill stood up on its own. Roran leapt back, ready for action, but relaxed after a moment. After all, what could a quill do? A voice floated across the room, asking him a question. He didn’t quite know what to say... but there wasn’t much else to do. So why not?

( What do you intend to do, Roran?/ Do? Why, I intend to alter the face of Alagaesia! )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____RG_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______RG_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____RG______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _______RG______"

Chasing Cars: Sirius/Lily begins, yo! (Closed RP!)

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

((Takes place immediately after Sirius's conversation with Michael at Michael's WART.))

Sirius could barely breathe as he jumped out of the Floo and raced towards Ravenclaw. He needed to know what that dedication had meant. What Lily was trying to tell him. His eyes were wild as he ran, not even bothering to acknowledge anyone he was passing, quickly dodging out of the way of oncoming students without even an apology if he bumped them.

When he got to Lily's door, he immediately started banging on it with one palm as the fingers on his other hand trembled. "LILY! ARE YOU THERE?"

One-Shot RP's: Sockpuppetry! Bernard & Nathan, and House & Ed

[blacks-thecolor.livejournal.com]

((OOC: And more sockpuppetry at request! Worked into HH!canon. Links go to the character journals.))

( Bernard and Nathan talk ex-girlfriends, and whether disfiguring private property is metal. )
((Can be taken as Part II of this))

( House and Ed attempt to converse using alcohol-based pictrograms. )
((Similarly, can be taken as Part III.))