Toki Wartooth, Metalocalypse

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This place isn't nearly as awesome as the Mordhaus, but it's got stone walls and a dungeon somewhere, so it's still good. "So I gots to do the application now, ja? It better be good."

( Why can't I sits around and screws sluts? )

Owl to Lily

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( Warded to turn into a leaf if the wrong person opens )

Doctor Raoul von Ratched, OC Squibbait

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((OOC: Von Ratched’s from my book-in-progress, and as he’s a righteous asshole, feel free to be as nasty to him as your puppets’ hearts desire))

( Kick him, please )

EDIT: In a shameless attempt to grab test-readers, Von R's might-someday-be-canon is here. Please feel free to tear it to pieces, as I need constructive crit. Badly. :)

Open

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Claire was on the grounds, taking photographs of the existing stained glass for her hat project and damn it all, it was harder than it looked. But it was cool; she'd work it out. She set Rocco on his tripod and aimed it at the closest window --a scene dominated by Slytherin greens-- and waited a second as the light changed.... and then swore again as the camera shifted slightly, seemingly on its own.

Adjusting it again, she took three photos in rapid succession-- click click click, and straightened up... and then her eyes snapped back to the tripod with a frown.

"I could swear... Naah." She ducked her head to adjust the leg of the tripod. "Probably on a hill or something."

Owl to Lily Evans

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( Warded to turn everyone but Lily into chipmunks )

Ravenclaw Prefect Hours

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Like many of her other pasttimes, Abby had focused herself on learning magic, and she was getting fairly good at it. The most useful skill she'd developed so far, at least in her own mind, was the ability to call forth Caf-Pow from her wand. She'd seen Sirius and Lily perform similar tricks, with alcohol, but Abby always preferred caffeine to booze. Not that she didn't mind getting wasted and putting her anti-hangover spells to use as well.

However, she was a Prefect for Ravenclaw, and it was time she did some prefecty things.

She'd made a few signs, posting them throughout Hogwarts...

( Sex!..................................................................Now that I have your attention, )

Owl from River Tam to Josh H. Christ, heavily warded

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Dear Mr. Christ,

I was going to start this with, "You don't know me," but if you're what you're supposed to be you probably do. Anyway, my husband and I want to get married--- formally, I mean; we already got married once but that was private because he was being fa kuang about people not knowing about us but now he's not and we want to get married in public now that I'm not popcorn anymore. Anyway, he believes in you--- your religion, I mean--- and I thought it would be nice for him if you did the ceremony. Would you be willing?

Sincerely,

River Tam Maturin